Your SenseChange Guide to the Impending Apocalypse

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SO I've gone out of my way, repeatedly, to declare I sense impending change -again, hence the name 'sensechange'- and that this impending change can go either for the good of all Mankind or the other way, which, I'm afraid, in the nuclear age means Apocalypse. But who knows, it just might be alot of fun!

Now I have hope, but hope ain't enough and if you truly believe it can go either way, we have to acknowledge both possibilities, right? Okay, so here goes, your SenseChange guide to the Apocalypse.

Religions of All Stripe: Just keep doing what you're doing. The Fanatical Extremist Muslim population will continue its unprecedented growth in no small part due to more bombings and invasions from the West, The radical far right of the west will continue to gain the support of the more muddle-headed of society by expressing support for non-issues like aborting abortion or divorcing gay-marriage, leading many to eventually accept that to Bomb another Nation was actually the Way of God, you just have to read between the lines of the Koran -whoops!- I mean the Holy Bible. To bomb is to love, Baby Jesus would have wanted it that way!

These two supposedly seperate -but indistinguishable to the non-zealot- ideologies will keep feeding off each other in the same strange fusion of cannibalism/reciprocity that we've seen work so well for Israel and Palestine, to wit: I bomb you, you suicide-attack me, which means I get to bomb you again, which means you get to suicide-bomb me again, forever and ever ad infinitum amen. Who bombed who first? God only knows and who the fuck cares? They did, that's all you need to know, my son! But keep bombing, your God/gods demand it! Now BEND OVER!

And Big Nations will actually push for this war, know why? Because they love war! Know why? Cuz War is BIG MONEY! Know why? Because building and selling bombs and guns and bullets are big money, and if you're actually in a bonafide war, your own Citizens have to pay for it! Talk about your captive market!

It reads like this: Bombs, Guns and other tools of war is Big Money, which means it's Big Business! Big Business, as we know, runs the White House which uses Big Media -which is also Big Business, seeing a pattern here?- to garner the consent of the populace -as we saw working so damned well with Gulf Deux (Next Stop Iran!)- to do whatever the hell they want. I heard Blue Goose christen it the Corporatocracy -as good a name as any- and they want every penny for every drop of blood they can get. It's just good Capitalism, Citizen!

China is expected to side with Russia in any impending conflict (remember those training missions, Citizens) and both are expected to side with Iran when push comes to shove, and here we see some really juicy World War divisions, the 'Good ol' Allies (so U.S and the U.K) take on the 'Red Chinese' and those God-less commy Russians! And everybody's got nukes, God bless 'em, one and all! I'm so glad we keep making more and more of these things...

It's likely WWIII will also be know as the Great Oil War. When's it coming? Well, here's the trick Citizen, IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG GODDAMNED TIME NOW! You didn't know? You thought the reason the US picks fights in a very specific area of the world with Nations that have no nukes -uh, so oil rich, in case you're totally retarded- even as other non-oil Nations with nukes are threatening to blow them sky high -and if you don't know I'm talking about N. Korea here I'm kind of wondering how you read this far- anyway, you thought that was all just co-inky-dink? Not so. It's already on, Citizens.

So, when will it be a full-scale war that we're all aware of on every level? My sources -the Mayans- tell me something big is happening in 2012, but one can't be sure. A good indication though is when we start seeing steep hikes in oil prices. Anybody seen any of that lately?

The fate of Man may well rest on how Oil ends. And it's ending, Citizens, don't kid yourself, it's that phase in Monopoly where all the properties have already been bought and the losers have been turfed, leaving the hardcores to fight it out to the bloody death.

And where will SenseChange be in all of this? I'll be sitting this one out, actually, in a nice bunker with the rest of the Atheists and Humanists and Realists who don't want a part of this ridiculous and ugly mess, lots of booze and drugs and Playboy Bunnies -Bunnies, by the way don't fight in alot of wars and somebody's gotta keep 'em warm- but I wish you well, all of you. And really, praise God or Allah or whatever you like. Makes no difference to me.

Keep your head down, Citizens, and yer peckers up! That's what I'll be doing!

-SenseChange

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