Young Earth, Old and Stupid Theories

Judging from the latest I have been reading, seeing and listening to, all the "scientific" theories about "gradual" earth development and the age of the earth itself is all hogwash.

Tons of web sites out there tout theories from a bucketload of "alternative" scientists who think that the Grand Canyon, for example, was carved out of the desert suddenly by a massive water flow in ages past -- not by the Colorado River over "millions" of years.

Other experts see Mars and Venus as the culprits who, in ancient orbits, got too close to the Earth and caused upheavals that created the major mountain ranges we know as the Andes, Rockies, Sierra Nevada and Himalayas.

Jupiter has an upper atmosphere temperature of 300 degrees F, hotter than an oven, and it is monstrous, which means that all its satellites are impacted by enormous heat instead of being "cold." One of Saturn's remote moons was recently photographed spouting a massive liquid water geyser ... hey, that's at least 32 degrees F and its supposed to be 200 degrees below zero out there.

What gives? The volcanoes on Mars are way too big for a planet that size. There are way too many craters and lavalike "mares" on our own Moon for God's sake.

Noah's flood? It happened. Every ancient civilization records it.

Dinosaurs? Recent. All dating methods, including Carbon 14 and potassium-argon, are flawed because they assume controlled, constant, dead-even environments for "millions" of years on end.

Face it. Science sucks. The Bible thumpers are far closer to reality. Just look around you.

Greenland's melting. Fast. So is Antarctica. Hey, they used to be green at one time. They will be green again. It might be the end of regular life as we know it further in toward the equator, but so what? The tundra will melt and come alive with all kinds of life. We'll all have to move North. The Inuit will have to eat deer meat instead of whale blubber.

More to come ...

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