Yoga Booty Ballet WHAT?
Yoga Booty Ballet WHAT?
Okay Folks, here's the perfect system to work off those Holiday Pounds for the New Year (I wrote this for another blog in late December) It's called Yoga Booty Ballet. NEWSFLASH: It involves Yoga, Booty exercises, and Ballet. I'm not making this up. I was up at 3:20AM the other day and caught the Infomercial. It was on right before the Bosley Hair Transplant Infomercial.(CLICK READ MORE)
NOW, DAMN IT! These early morning Infomercials are just another Perfect example of why I don't want the Bush Adminstration eavesdropping in on my life. Sure, I want people to know that I'm working out to Yoga Booty Ballet, getting Hair Transplants, using Propecia, Viagra, etc. If this gets out, not only could it be very embarrassing to me, but if all the other guys start doing what I'm doing there will be a Million TOTAL MAN PACKAGES out there for God's sake. Then, where's the novelty? I just can't lose my competitive edge
Still believe I made all this Yoga Booty stuff up. Here's the website and NO, I'm not getting a cut: www.yogabooty.com By the way, I am almost certain the Yoga Booty Ballet System had a disclaimer saying, "Men must be at least METROSEXUAL to use this system".
THE TOTAL MAN PACKGAGE!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Loss of weight
Yoga is no system nor any competition help . Yoga is a philosophy to rejoin the divine part within us. When Hatha Yoga excercises are being used the body is changing shape and mental and emotional health is achieved when used in the right way . What is called yoga nowadays is rather gym or fitness training.
It is incredible for what the word yoga is misused.
Let go this sense given to it and find yourself happy in real yoga !!
Many of the living yogis are carrying some weight with them because it is their high energy level that calls for it and good yoga might also add weight to you, make you feel more comfortable in your body and soul.
Satjamira - spiritual LIfe-guidance
Meaning of YOGA
The word YOGA literally means : Union.
Union of the Body and Soul OR of the Soul with the Universe, is YOGA.
Hatha Yoga falls under the realm of Fitness Exercises. But they are definite poses, which have been found to enhance one's performance of Raja-Yoga, which seeks to bring about this Union.
Hatha Yoga exercises described in classical texts have stood the test of time and can be vouchsafed for and corroborated by centuries of practice.
Recent innovations and add-ons will remain in the category of Fitness exercises only.
Modifications which change the exercises completely remove them from the category of Yoga and they then become, at best, Fitness exercises.
Ballet
Every single system or combination of systems is worthless if we continue to eat the same crap. A perfect combination should include a healthy nutrition.
PS - Tell me more about the ballet.
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