Welcome to Boredom Kingdom, where I am King for the day. Here we get visits from anxieties, with magic gun powders and tricks that sends your thoughts in all fours. Instead of the throne I would rather be on top of that elephant, if only it doesn't smell like Ahab the gate keeper to other people's phone lines, no lovely ladies here, otherwise I wouldn't be bored, wait... I forgot I am a girl dressed as the King. To end the trip there has to be something worthwhile but it has to come quick because any second the mind could fly off to nowhere then it would all be dim again, with music coming from the bagpiper. - no I don't have epilepsy and these are not epileptic tricks.