Writer Thoughts and Random Acts of Silliness

You will hopefully forgive me for lack of quality here, but it is necessary from time to time. You see, my warped and silly writers mind get cluttered every so often and I just have to let it out. Call it random thoughts, call it rambling, but don't call me late to dinner:

Well, let's see, we have hockey players and mobsters forming gambling rings. Phil Jackson says that Mark cuban intimidates officials, then Cuban says (in his blog, of course) that he owns Phil Jackson. Who needs movies, this is must see TV/must hear sports radio.

Am I the only one calling for the comebacks of these shows:
The Snorks, Manimal, and Perfect Strangers?

Because I am mostly a nerd, some of my friends and I were talking on email today and have decided this: the Presidency is the most overrated office in the United States. Of couse we also think that Caddyshack and Swingers are high level cinema.

You know, if I were Michael Knight I don't think I would have EVER used "manual mode." Why drive? KITT also had a "silent mode," but I never understood why he ever came out of it. Is there a time when silent mode would be bad? Does he just have to make noise sometimes?

You may have seen that ESPN traded Al Michaels to NBC for Ryder Cup coverage, Olympic highlights, and the rights to a cartoon rabbit named Oswald...really? I didn't know they could do that. Come to think of it, though, I would love it if trades could just happin in any aspect of life. Like maybe O Ceallaigh would be sent to writeup for three other bloggers and the rights to some code.

If there is one thing I learned during the mid 1980's it was this: If you catch the A-Team, you should not lock them in a pole barn with a bull dozer, watermelons, sheet metal, and welding equipment. I am not sure what you should do with them until the MPs get there, but definitely not that.

Why do I have to put the toilet seat down when I'm done instead of her putting the seat up when SHE is done?

I was taught in school that matter can be neither created or destroyed, which made sense to me until I had a child. Infants create matter on a regular basis: 3 ounces of pureed carrots can be made into 12 pounds of feces in a matter of hours. It is one of nature's little miracles.

In "White Men Can't Jump" why did they always play 2 on 2? There would be 15 people at the court, yet always 2 on 2.

Well that clears my head for a while. Thanks for not hanging me and running me from the site. Oh, and if you are from writingup, I was kidding about that trade. Leave O Ceallaigh, he is the life of the party after all.