Would You Like Soup With That Margarita?
I am very fond of this couple that comes into the restaurant at least twice a week to "eat" and enjoy a Margarita or two. The last time they came in they didn't bother with the food and went straight for the Margaritas!
They are an older couple and they are always happy...I mean always! Now at first I thought it could be the Margaritas, but I have seen them sober and they just happen to be "happy go lucky" types. I sort of envy them, as I am very far removed from "happy go lucky" I am more "unhappy go nowhere"
Imagine if the whole world were to be happy go lucky! We would be privy to great stuff like watching Pussy Willow dance or better yet watching Cheney "giggle". I am a bitter, bitter soul:D
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Oh, Sassys! We need to go dancing!!!!
I can't leave you feeling bitter! How 'bout if I call you tonight when Boston Legal comes on and we can dance together? Even though we will be miles apart, we'll know there is someone on the other end of the line looking just as ridiculous as we do at that moment.
Whatta ya' say? My cats are already prepared - they know tonight is dancing night!
Alright PW we shall dance, dance
Sassys
and meet Mary! I have no clue when the dratted show is on but I LOVE good music! So I shall don my pink bathrobe (not ONE word...I mean it)and we can be the "Shatner Boogie Queens"
"The Shatner Boogie Queens!" I LOVE it!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Nope, no laughing about the pink bathrobe - as long as you promise not to laugh at my pink checked pj's.
One more thing, Sassys
Do you think Cheny really giggles?
Well PW
Sassys
One can but dream:D
Y'all have me lost,...
who's Cheny?
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We just can't spell, Catfish.
We're talking about the VP. Sorry.
Ahhh, now I get it,...
I was thinking it was some guy from some show I didn't watch.
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Well Catfish you bring up a great point!
Sassys
From now on I shall call the VP Dick...that is his name no? Personally I think it suits him quite well:)
Now That's Funny, Sassys,...
and you're right, it IS his name! Course, y'all still want to see him dance; I just want to see him go.
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LOL Your poor cats!
Sassys
I at least have the excuse that I will be serving Margaritas to some other happy types! I may be home in time to catch it though...what is the theme song? Is it a regular song or one made only for the show? Can you call Cheny and tell him he's needed for a paso doble? All these questions!
Paso Doble with Cheny? No thanks, I think I'll have the
salad, instead.
The "Boston Legal" theme song was written just for the show. It's a great, bouncy, get up and dance kinda song.
You should go on the Ellen DeGeneras show PW
Sassys
I love her show and she actually can dance! I just really like the idea of Cheny shaking his bodacious booty to "funky town" Ya know?
I love Elen DeGeneras!
But the idea of Cheny shaking his booty to anything disturbs me almost as much as your description of Cheny's booty as bodacious!!! Aaaaaccccchhhh!
LOL PW he has booty!
Sassys
And he's not afraid to shake it! He wears a tankini and he sips on his hip holster canteen full of laced Koolaid. See that's what happened when he went hunting and shot his pal...he had one sip too much of his Koolaid.
The hairs on my neck may never lay flat again!
**shudder** That mental picture of Cheny in a tankini - my eyes!!! my eyes!!! I think you may have blinded my mind's eyes!!
LMAO!!
Hey why not? If Clinton can wear a "man thong"
Sassys
then why shouldn't Cheny wear and share his Tankini? I tend to stay away from the beaches when the Cheny's are there though, they don't play nice and Cheny always splashes me in the eyes!
Dear god, and it just keeps getting worse.
Now you throw up Clinton in a "man thong?" How much can one mind take? I need a sedative - something that will put me to sleep and stop the images in my mind!
Think, Pussy Willow, think - soothing thoughts - happy thoughts.
Make it stop!!!!!!
Oh it can get a lot worse PW
Sassys
Let's see...hmmmm, ok picture this...A moonlit night, a beautiful beach, your idol "The SHATner" decides to go for a quick skinny dip! Need I say more? *Shudder*
Sassys, this will probably make you shudder worse than
the thought of Cheny's tankini made me shudder. I wouldn't be bothered by the Shatner's pudgy little body at all. I think he's cuddly!!! LOL!!!
Eeeeew PW..EEEEEEW!
Sassys
Egads woman that's a gagger!
LOL! I knew that would get you, Sassys.
Know what will make it even worse. IT'S TRUE!!!!
LMAOOOOOO!!!!!
PW you are a FIEEEEND!
Sassys
I absolutly know you mean it! ACK!
I think I'll write a little poem about the Shatner's
cuddly little body. (crazy laughter in the background)
LOL PW GO FOR IT!!!
Sassys
Now you KNOW full well that I can't resist a rhyming poem! I shall sing a little ditty for you!
Working on it now, Sassy-girl.
Not much of a poet - as you know - so it's takin' me a while. I must give my best to The Shatner.
LOL OK PW I have a challenge!
Sassys
If you can make me laugh with your "Shatner Poem" I will write a poem about "Mr Spock" Hahahahahahaha!
You're On! So far, I've managed to make myself
laugh, but that doesn't really count. I laugh waaaayy to much at myself. It'll be up in a few minutes and you can judge for yourself.
Now you know that my reply PW
Sassys
Is going to take some time! Lets see...hmmm, what rhymes with Spock? Clock? Naaaah! Egads what have I gotten myself into!
OK, Sassys. Read it and weep, laugh, hoot derisively,
whatever. I'm soooooo bad at stuff like this. LOL!!!
LOL PW you are not nearly as bad
Sassys
as you let on...wait a second...errr, ok yes you are! LOL.
Okay, I could go for,...
watching both you and PW dance, and we'll throw Miss IOAW and my wife in for pure voyeuristic pleasures. :-)
As for the appearance of pure joy, I have to say that makes me really happy also. My wife and I are experiencing a rebirth of that kind of joy after a long winter (when it's really bad around here, her spirits really get down), and that's how we are with each other. Super early Tuesday morning, when I hadn't gone to bed yet, she woke up to go to the bathroom, and I went to her after she came out and hugged her long and told her how glad I was that we got to spend the long weekend together, and I meant that. And, as we come up on our 10th anniversary, I know that there will easily be more good times to come.
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See Catfish now why the hell
Sassys
Can't all guys be that spontaneous and sweet? It's not a hard thing to do and yet most men after 9 minutes (let alone ANY number of years) would rather scratch their asses and ask for a donut then acknowledge their partners! Happy 10th whenever that is...You both deserve the medal of "togetherness".
Thanks Sassys,
it's a month from yesterday. And I don't think I'm perfect by any means, but she says I'm pretty good, and that makes me feel good. :-)
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She's right Catfish!
Sassys
And I will add to what Pw said and say that I too recognize genuine sweet when I read it! Your wife is very lucky!
I appreciate that, Sassys,...
though, if I go in there and tell her this, she's just going to laugh at me. So, we'll keep it to ourselves for now. :-)
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She wont laugh at you Catfish
Sassys
She will agree, she just may not want you to know she agrees lest you suddenly become one of those "real" guys! Hell she probably wakes up in the morning thinking "is this the day he becomes one of THEM?" LOL.
If on the other hand she does laugh, it will be a nervous twitter at best:)
Oooohhhh, Catfish.
You really are absolutely wonderful!!! What Sassys said, and then some! Happy 10th!!!!!
Thanks PW, but,...
don't jump the gun too soon, because others might join in, and they'll be getting it wrong also.
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I've seen the other side, Catfish.
Waaaaay too much of the other side. I know wonderful when I see it.
Well, I meant,...
the thing about the anniversary. It's not until the middle of May.
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Oh...duh!
Sorry! :-D
Awww, now that is sweet our Catfish!
Really! From me you get a thumb's up for romance. It is nice to see that you are a gentleman to your lady, and not a villain as you sometimes are here ;)!
However, I do not appreciate your suggestion to throw me in for a dance with our Pussy Willow and Sassys! Why do you encourage their imagination, when you know it is ruthless when it comes to me? I shall not be put on display for viewing, like an antique chair at an auction. Not to dance or to perform any other activity. If I am present, I shall remain in the corner, preferably eating a brownie sundae, and you, Mr. Chivalry, shall let me.
By the way, if you are thinking otherwise, allow me to remind you of the pending pointy reckoning >:)!
Well Miss Inquest,...
it certainly didn't take me putting you into the mix for them to want to bring you in, since they'd already put you in. I was just saying how I'd sit back and observe,... for historical perspective only, of course (cough).
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Yes of course, our Catfish.
For historical perspective, indeed. I can just imagine your facial expression!
Well never mind! None of this is going to occur, so I am safe. No amusement for you; you've laughed enough at my expense!
Well, actually,...
if Sassys and PW want to fly here when you come to visit, I'm sure that we could all have a heck of a time. But you're probably safe, since I doubt they'll leave Atlanta and Dallas and pay all that money to come up to the heathen north. :-D
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Thank goodness for heathenism, our Catfish.
So THAT'S why you live in the Northern US! ;)
For sure, IOAW,...
that, plus fewer bugs, and the ones we have are much, much smaller!
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Well then Mr Catfish!
Sassys
I lived up north for 7 long ass years! And the bugs may be smaller but they tend to freeze their tiny little uuum wings off. As far as traveling goes, I may be down south but at least I am warm, and the bugs tend to respond well to a little invention we like to call a "Fly swatter". NYAH!
I've seen some of your bugs, Sassys,...
and for some of them, you need a tennis racket just to "fence" with them; no thanks. And we're warm now, as it got up to 75 degrees here today, without any bugs, I have to say. Hey, trust me, y'all are invited to come up when Inquest visits if you so decide to do it. Course, you'll make all the other men around here jealous, and IOAW will be so scared that I'll have to eat her ice cream,... come!
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