Illegal sex slave trade and a shitload of racism...that's all you need to know about the world cup tournament this summer in Germany.

Maybe they'll play some football but I'm not sure.

It's all about the illegal sex slave trade and racism, look it up.

Now talk amongst yourself...

I am a laker girl
I shave my head
I have a pet iguana
His name is Brandon Marsalis

I eat lots of salsa
And wear raincoats every single day
I was born in the gutter
Of society's toothache