Winky Joes

Are you exhausted at work? Are you unhappy with the way
your boss treats you? Do you need a change, but just can't
seem to gather the courage to walk out of that miserable,
dead end job?

Well, We have the answer!! Come on down to Winky Joes
and we will help rid you of those nightmarish chains!! If
you don't have the guts, then we'll share ours! For the low
price of only $19.95, we will call your boss and quit for
you!

And for this week only, we will even throw in the "tell off
my boss" option, filled with colorful words and phrases,
absolutely FREE!!

Just imagine, no more subjecting yourself to that boring
headache of a job. No more listening to the old geezer tell
you what to do with your day. And the best thing about
it...you won't have to confront him! We'll do it for you!
And as an added bonus, if your boss does not get the hint
and he still expects you to work on Monday, we will refund
your money, no questions asked!! (minus a $4.95 service
charge)

So what are you waiting for? Stop the insane cruelty, and
take back your life with the help of Winky Joes! We put
the "quit" in quitting!!

(Break line tampering services sold separately)

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