Why You Should Always have an UGLY FRIEND

4. You become Flawless. If you can find a friend with an eye patch it will take the focus away from your bald spot. However, if you can get a friend with an eye patch AND a bum-leg you will look like Pam Anderson (unless you’re a guy, then you’ll be Brad Pitt). So the closer you can get to a friend that resembles a pirate, the better off you are. Just hold off on the parrot because this may freak out potential dates.

6. Ugly Friends have Ugly Babies. Think of how cute your kid will be in every picture when he’s posing nest to the ugly baby.

7. Your Jokes Will Be Laughed At. Ugly friends always think you're hilarious. This is a ego-booster.

If I have described you, please contact me.
Thank you.

It's a joke. Well, it's true but it's still a joke. So please don't overload my Private Messages telling me I'm a jerk. (Well, I am a jerk, but it's still a joke) LOL!

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i know
weve had a go around
in the past
but i do fit
that description

ill be your friend
if youll have me...

Are you uglier than me? - just kidding!!!

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That I find you more attractive after reading it.

Also, I will happily be most any young, pretty, single woman's ugly friend, so long as she consents to having relations with me. You don't even have to tell people that is going on.

- Manodogs