Why Red Lobster Employees are IDIOTS

Submitted by realitycheck on September 26, 2006 - 5:13pm.

Oh, so today my 1-year-old son, Luke and I went to Red Lobster. I really didn't want to go but Luke made me (JUST KIDDING!!)

Anyway, I decided to try their lunch special which was this thing where you pick 2 out of 4 items, like fish, shrimp, scallops, whatever. So I pick the fried shrimp and this fish called "crusty fish" - well, I don't think it was called Crusty Fish, but it had the words crusty and fish in the same sentence and it sounded damn good. The description was like, "Two pieces of lightly battered fish rolled in parmesan crust, topped with melted cheese." So I was like, "Bet. Thats all me."

Well the fish comes and there's no cheese. Not that I really needed the cheese but I would have expected to get the cheese since it said "topped with cheese". Well, out of total curiousity, I ask the waitress why theres no cheese and she actually says to me:

"The cheese only comes on the fish if you get it as a dinner"

????????

So we both just look at eachother for a minute and then she says

"Do you want to speak to a manager?"

??????WTF????????

I was like, "Um. No. I don't want to speak to a manager about not getting cheese on my crusty fish. I was just wondering why there was no cheese."

So she says, "I'm very sorry to INCONVIENIANCE you."

I was like, "I'm not 'inconvienianced', I was simply wondering why there wasn't cheese. But you explained it to me. Now I know."

So she walks away. Then, No joke - not even two minutes later this dude walks up to my table and says, "I understand there's a *problem* with your meal."

I look at him and realize that he's the manager! So I explain to him that I am NOT having a "problem", I was just fucking wondering why there wasn't cheese on my fish BUT the waitress explained it to me and I am all good.

So this jerk-off is like, "Well, if you have an *issue* with the food just tell me."

Now I am so damn confused! Is this guy serious? Then he says, "Do you want me to take back the fish and add cheese?"

I said, "No! This is totally fine. There's no problem. This is fine. I never had a problem. This is fine."

Next thing I know he calls the waitress over and asks her if I ordered the cheese on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This crap lasted for like 20 minutes! I couldn't believe it! All over some cheese! I seriously didn't even care I just thought it was really weird that the cheese only comes on the dinner portion. I mean, I could understand if salad and a roll only comes with the dinner portion, but the cheese?!!!

But the story gets even better, ok?

So I end up not being able to finish my meal because I didn't have time to since I spent the majority of my visit discussing the cheese situation. I then do what every other American does - I ask for a to-go box.

So I get my to-go box and open it up and guess whats sitting in the bottom of it? A PIECE OF 25-cent AMERICAN CHEESE!

Now what the hell am I going to do with a piece of cheese? I already ate the fish and besides, the cheese isn't even melted! So it just pisses me off.

Then, to add insult to injury the waitress brings my bill and asks me "Is everything ok now?"

I wanted to throw that cheese at her so bad. "Is everything ok now?" - what does that mean? Does she think that since she threw a piece of cheese in the bottom of the box that I am goig to do backflips over the lobster tank? No. I am not.

So thanks a lot Red Lobster for ruining my one chance to enjoy a meal at a nice restaurant! I really appreciate it. You can keep you crusty fish and the cheese too.

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#60599 On September 26, 2006 5:14pm realitycheck said,
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I suppose it IS possible that not "all" Red Lobster employees are totaly idiots. So don't send me hate mail, kapish?

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Sounds like they over do their customer service...

#60603 On September 26, 2006 6:26pm Brenna Fender said,

Or like they have had a hell of a lot of people complain about their cheeseless fish.

I know what you mean about one chance to have a meal in a nice restaurant... With kids you just can't do that much.

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#60607 On September 26, 2006 6:56pm ModelMom said,
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first of all, i have missed seeing you on here! and oh my good god in heaven, what the hell happened at RL? this is straight out of some episode of "curb your enthusiasm"! LOLOLOLOL! i am so sorry you had to deal with these idiots, but i have to admit that you gave me a much needed laugh with your post. i too sometimes wonder where some companies find the people that they employ.....IQ and customer service skills must not come into play too often.

and i cannot believe they had the audacity to put a piece of cheese in your doggy bag. oh that is just straight up wrong. you should have tossed it onto the waitresses head. please tell me you didnt tip her. i am a serious big tipper even though i am broke, but i was a bartender in LA and got so gypped so many times that i hate doing that to other servers.....but this chick deserves NO TIP.....just the slice of cheese left on top of the bill.

and you are smart to not have let the manager take back the fish.....i would not be surprised if they had added a loogie along with the melted fish just to be even bigger a****holes.

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I was thinking the same thing...

#60609 On September 26, 2006 7:02pm Brenna Fender said,

I figured if they took it back there could be spit in it = total EW! I LOVE the idea of putting the cheese as the tip. That's great!

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The executives are the idiots not the employees

#60611 On September 26, 2006 8:21pm Kemo said,
Anyway your story is hilarious

If you want better personal service go to a family run and owned restaurant if you can find one:)

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#60616 On September 27, 2006 9:24am manodogs said,
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It sounds to me like you were probably something like the 50th customer to make the exact, same complaint and the managers either didn't deal with the other ones or told the waitress to and she had already been stiffed over it several times. I doubt you had anything to do with it, but I'm sorry you didn't get your crusty cheesefish.

Somehow, it sounded tastier when you described it.

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#60617 On September 27, 2006 10:08am IntricateGirl said,
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I know this won't be reassuring, but here goes anyway.

I went there just last night, and had one of the best servers I've ever had at any restaurant. They have their endless shrimp special going on, and I got that. She was really sweet to my kids, and very attentive to our needs. They are usually so slow with the "refills" but she had the orders in so quickly that we weren't even done with the first batch before the second was out. I actually hadn't finished my first before the THIRD batch was out, which is a violation of the offer, but I'm not going to complain since it made a lovely lunch. lol

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#60618 On September 27, 2006 10:23am realitycheck said,
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First off - I have missed everyone here so much & thanks for agreeing with me. My husband thinks I am crazy for even asking!

Second of all - Ok, about the fish, I totaly agree with every point made thus far. but what I STILL really want an answer to is

"why does the DINNER portion come with cheese and the LUNCH portion does not?"

It just simply does not add up. It would be easy to understand if soup only came with the dinner, but CHEESE? We're not talking about an expensive condiment here! It's not a truffle for Petes sake! It's a damn piece of cheese. AND don't give me the line of crap about, "Cheese is expensive" because I will tell you that RED LOBSTER is what's expensive! Trust me, they can afford to put the cheese on my crusty fish. AND let's just say, for sake of arguement that Red Lobster CAN'T afford to put my slice of dairy-product on my sea-dwelling-creature, then MAYBE (just maybe) they shouldn't have that in the DESCRIPTION!!!!! Or hows about they do that annoying thing that other places do and put a little *star* by "Crusty Fish", then at the bottom of the page write a disclaimer about how cheese only comes with a $17.00 dinner meal.

what gives?

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#60619 On September 27, 2006 10:39am IntricateGirl said,
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You know what you should do? Go to redlobster.com and write a complaint. Take your time and make it well thought out and reasoned, without sounding the least bit upset.

I've received some pretty decent comps for just complaining about the service or food at places. And when I say complaint, I barely mean it. I go on and on about how much I love the place, and then how "disappointing" this time was compared to my past experiences. This makes them think, "Crap. We've turned off a usually satisfied customer. We gotta send them a coupon or something." I've gotten a gift certificate to a grocery store, free baby formula, money, free hot wings, a gift certificate that bought me some expensive perfume, and even a few hundred dollars from one very expensive service that I was very dissatified with.

And one final hint. Don't ask for it. A lot of places say that you should tell them what you want to make it right. I've had more success by just leaving it open and seeing what they offer. Sometimes it's nothing, and if that's what you go into it expecting, it's really cool when they try to make it right by you.

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You want a real red lobster ...

#60620 On September 27, 2006 10:52am o ceallaigh said,
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... come to Maine. I don't think the chain-store "Red Lobster" have any franchises in this state (or very many in New England for that matter). They would just be laughed off the face of the planet.

That said, I've met some of the company executives, especially those associated with the Darden Foundation, in the course of work I was doing on Maine lobsters (yes, there are other kinds). They have a decent reputation and seem to be good folks.

They do have to run a business, and these days that means not spending a whole lot of money on the people who actually do the work. Especially since the founder no longer runs the joint - usually a bad sign. It looks like it's all company stores, which theoretically minimizes the variability in service that is associated with less-well-managed franchises. But even in company stores there are major differences between outlets. Ask me about my days working for Mickey D's sometime ... but buy me a few beers first :).

It sounds like in Detroit you have a less-well-managed store. The "cheese" bit sounds like somebody doesn't know the menu, rather than some bizarre marketing ploy. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity". You wish to put the cat among the pigeons, write to the head office. Next time you go, you might see a whole lot of new faces ...

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#60621 On September 27, 2006 11:04am IntricateGirl said,
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"You wish to put the cat among the pigeons, write to the head office. Next time you go, you might see a whole lot of new faces ..."

You are completely right on this. The nearest Burger King was atrocious. We had no special orders, nothing complicated, and every single time, they would mess up the order. We started taking the recipt which has a number to call to take part in a survey. For taking part in the survey, you get a free Whopper. So everytime, we call and tell them that the order was messed up for the Xth time in a row (yes, we kept a running total). And we got free food for telling them how bad it was. Eventually, they got everything PERFECT, and it's stayed that way for a while. They are starting to slip again, which reminds me that I need to get busy calling again.

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You should have entered the

#76716 On August 24, 2008 6:50am johannabartley said,

You should have entered the back door, raise the supervisor and the manager off their office chairs and demand them an answer. It's not legal to fool the customers like that.

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