Why Red Lobster Employees are IDIOTS
Oh, so today my 1-year-old son, Luke and I went to Red Lobster. I really didn't want to go but Luke made me (JUST KIDDING!!)
Anyway, I decided to try their lunch special which was this thing where you pick 2 out of 4 items, like fish, shrimp, scallops, whatever. So I pick the fried shrimp and this fish called "crusty fish" - well, I don't think it was called Crusty Fish, but it had the words crusty and fish in the same sentence and it sounded damn good. The description was like, "Two pieces of lightly battered fish rolled in parmesan crust, topped with melted cheese." So I was like, "Bet. Thats all me."
Well the fish comes and there's no cheese. Not that I really needed the cheese but I would have expected to get the cheese since it said "topped with cheese". Well, out of total curiousity, I ask the waitress why theres no cheese and she actually says to me:
"The cheese only comes on the fish if you get it as a dinner"
????????
So we both just look at eachother for a minute and then she says
"Do you want to speak to a manager?"
??????WTF????????
I was like, "Um. No. I don't want to speak to a manager about not getting cheese on my crusty fish. I was just wondering why there was no cheese."
So she says, "I'm very sorry to INCONVIENIANCE you."
I was like, "I'm not 'inconvienianced', I was simply wondering why there wasn't cheese. But you explained it to me. Now I know."
So she walks away. Then, No joke - not even two minutes later this dude walks up to my table and says, "I understand there's a *problem* with your meal."
I look at him and realize that he's the manager! So I explain to him that I am NOT having a "problem", I was just fucking wondering why there wasn't cheese on my fish BUT the waitress explained it to me and I am all good.
So this jerk-off is like, "Well, if you have an *issue* with the food just tell me."
Now I am so damn confused! Is this guy serious? Then he says, "Do you want me to take back the fish and add cheese?"
I said, "No! This is totally fine. There's no problem. This is fine. I never had a problem. This is fine."
Next thing I know he calls the waitress over and asks her if I ordered the cheese on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This crap lasted for like 20 minutes! I couldn't believe it! All over some cheese! I seriously didn't even care I just thought it was really weird that the cheese only comes on the dinner portion. I mean, I could understand if salad and a roll only comes with the dinner portion, but the cheese?!!!
But the story gets even better, ok?
So I end up not being able to finish my meal because I didn't have time to since I spent the majority of my visit discussing the cheese situation. I then do what every other American does - I ask for a to-go box.
So I get my to-go box and open it up and guess whats sitting in the bottom of it? A PIECE OF 25-cent AMERICAN CHEESE!
Now what the hell am I going to do with a piece of cheese? I already ate the fish and besides, the cheese isn't even melted! So it just pisses me off.
Then, to add insult to injury the waitress brings my bill and asks me "Is everything ok now?"
I wanted to throw that cheese at her so bad. "Is everything ok now?" - what does that mean? Does she think that since she threw a piece of cheese in the bottom of the box that I am goig to do backflips over the lobster tank? No. I am not.
So thanks a lot Red Lobster for ruining my one chance to enjoy a meal at a nice restaurant! I really appreciate it. You can keep you crusty fish and the cheese too.





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