It's hard to get a pair of jeans to fit right. I have long legs and a big bum and that just doesn't go with most sizes. If the waist is right, the hips are wrong and vice versa. And if the legs are the right length the rest is too big.

In recent years I have turned to men's jeans, because their sizing works better for me. With men's jeans you can have the same waist measurement with different leg measurements – I don't know why women's jeans can't be like that.

Of course, it’s not all good – the rear of men's jeans is less roomy than jeans for women so you end up with a squashed look. Maybe I should go for something custom made instead, like 575 jeans.