WHERE IS YOUR LIE CLOCK????????????

LAURA BUSH DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN. AS SHE STOOD IN FRONT OF GOD, SHE SAW A HUGE WALL OF CLOCKS BEHIND HIM. SHE ASKED, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLOCKS. GOD ANSWERED, THOSE ARE LIE CLOCKS. EVERYONE ON EARTH HAS A LIE CLOCK. EVERYTIME YOU LIE, THE HANDS ON YOUR CLOCK WILL MOVE. LAURA ASKED, WHO’S CLOCK IS THAT. GOD REPLIED, THAT’S MOTHER TERESSA’S CLOCK AND THE HANDS OF THAT CLOCK HAVE NEVER BEEN MOVED INDICATING THAT SHE NEVER TOLD A LIE. SHE SAW ANOTHER ONE AND ASKED WHO’S CLOCK IS THAT. GOD REPLIED, THAT’S ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S CLOCK AND THE HANDS OF THAT CLOCK HAVE ONLY MOVED TWICE INDICATING THAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN ONLY LIE 2 TIMES IN HIS LIFETIME. SHE WAS CURIOUS TO KNOW ABOUT GEORGE BUSH’S CLOCK. GOD REPLIED, BUSH’S CLOCK IS IN MY OFFICE AND I M USING IT AS A CEILING FAN.