A ditty at the end of a lousy writing day.

I've been sitting here all day
Just beavering away.
Writing articles on toilet training kids.
If I see another potty
I know it will drive me dotty
And it's put my bloody writing on the skids.

Writing is not always nice
When it's working for a price
Toilet training kids is not much fun you see
Even with a toilet seat
You should still protect your feet
For they do not care where they direct their wee.

So if you think my verse is silly
'Cos you're training little willy
Then you misconstrue the working writer's life
Writing verse is just a way
Of dealing with a day
That's been toilet trained within an inch of life