What's the Weirdest Thing You've Seen on Ebay?

I'm just wondering what the strangest thing you have all seen up for auction on Ebay was.

I have heard of the smiley faced potato chip and other such oddities selling for outrageous amounts of money. I've even heard of dirty underwear being sold....which actually wasn't too shocking since when I was living in Japan I had heard that soiled women's undergarments were quite popular amongst fetishists there......so I guess the oddest thing I've seen up for auction on ebay was a "posessed doll".

I am sure this auction was a joke, but it actually had bids on it and pictures of a doll that looked like it had been dragged through the mud & thickets by a pit bull. It had a few strands of hair, a torn lace dress and one eye missing. Definitely creepy, and the description said that it was haunting the current owner's house, would move by itself, etc. Okay, who in the hell would want to buy that! I think it ended up selling for $14 if I remember correctly.