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What Would You Do as a Parent? I Need Advice......

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Okay, I am at a loss here. As many of you already know from one of my past posts, we sold our house in order to be free & clear once my husband gets his transfer back to California. The house sold in one day, we were in a rush to find a rental, moved into a mold infested house that immediately started compromising my son's allergies (and which looked perfectly fine when we viewed it due to the former tenant's stuff covering the mold growth), yadda yadda yadda. After less than a week at Moldy Manor we found an apartment in a newer complex just outside of Portland, jumped at it since it was mold-free and our son's cough was getting worse by the day, and moved again.

Now here is where I am starting to develop major nervous breakdown symptoms....we may need to move again. My husband can't get his transfer until at least February so we are stuck in Portland until then....so moving there right now is not an option.....but moving out of this apartment might have to be necessary and here is why.....

This complex has an incredible community of pigeons that has moved in and called the rafters of all of the buildings home. I've never had anything against pigeons until now. They really are filthy creatures. The pigeons who are nesting above our porch constantly drop bombs on our patio and patio furniture. When the excrement isn't wet, then it is in large dry ball form that they seem to be kicking out of their nests constantly.

This stuff lands in our cats' food & water bowls....it lands everywhere to the point where we can't use our patio at all. The last time I went out to water the plants, my son grabbed a ball of pigeon guano and held it up to me asking what kind of rock it was. I nearly went into cardiac arrest and ran him in to wash his hands for the proceding five minutes. Now my kid just stands at the sliding glass doors looking outside with a forlorn look on his face. I'm a mom, it breaks my heart, I can't lie about that, but I can't have him contracting some avian flu crap from the bird dung.

And it doesn't stop there. Lately, we have been finding egg shell remnants on the porch and this morning, on our way to preschool, we found a pigeon carcass right in front of our door. The entire way to school our son kept talking about the "broken bird". Now, if there are birds just dying and falling on our doorstep, it makes me think that those winged rats must have some kind of pestilence attached to them. Wouldn't this be considered a health hazard? We plan on talking to the management about it, but they are notorious for taking a millenium to fix broken blinds, so I can imagine that cleaning out birds' nests from the rafters will take them well until kingdom come.

The other thing that is proving to be a problem, and once again, health concern, is the fact that the neighbors on either side and below us are smokers. Summer has just started, the units have no AC and now we can't leave our windows open because these f****s are out smoking on their patios (which I understand they have a right to do.....bastards.......) and the smoke comes wafting right into my 5 month old daughter's bedroom. Second hand smoke has been pinpointed as a possible cause for SIDS, not to mention everything else. Yesterday we got up to 107 degrees and I had 2 options A) let my daughter suffocate in the heat & humidity of her bedroom (the whole house is this hot, so it's not like keeping her in another room would have helped) with the windows shut, or B) leave the windows open, even though the wind was still hot, and have her suffocate with the second hand smoke fumes that were making the entire house smell like a bar.

I am truly loathing this living situation. We are paying over $1200 a month to be here and can't leave windows open in the summer or let our son out of the apartment for fear that he'll end up eating birdshit or playing with a carcass. What the hell do I do? We are locked into a lease for the next 5 months and really can't afford to pay the $2000 lease breaking fee, but I want to get out of here. And I know with all this housing drama that I may seem like some snobbish primadonna, but I promise you I'm not. I grew up in government housing for a great portion of my childhood because my father was on disability for a long time, I have lived in hovels while in college and while modeling, but when my kids' health is at stake, I just can't compromise.

Ok, BP moms.....what would you do in a case like this? My son already has chronic allergies with bronchial asthma always a possibility since his dad and I both have it. We left the other rental because of the mold danger, and now we have this to contend with. I feel a little shat upon (figuratively & literally) right now. I don't want to come off as whiny, but any opinions & advice would be so helpful right now.......

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IntricateGirl's picture

First, get at least one

First, get at least one window AC unit. They are life savers and well worth the money.

Second, complain to the landlord IN WRITING about the birds. Here's a good website that explains what you need to do for your area. http://www.oregoncat.org/html/rsep/getting/getting_repairs_made.pdf

Third, move the cats inside. If the birds pass something to the cats, the cats could pass something to you.

Fourth, make sure to take your son out once a day, preferably in the evenings when it's cooler. Find a nice park where he can run and jump and play. If you do it once a day, he will be a little more okay with not being able to go outside, because he knows he has that to look forward to at the end of the day.

Fifth, I have another option, but I'm not going to discuss it yet. Keep us posted, because it's a definite last resort and I don't think it will come to that.

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ammorton's picture

I would tell the management about your sons

allergies and what kind of danger the pigeons post with all their "crap" so to speak. If they do not do anything to remedy the problem, you might check with your housing athority in that city, and in some states, you can break your lease if you get a statement or letter from his doctor stating that living there is posing a detrimental health threat to your son. Really the pigeon crap is a potential health threat to all of you, whether or not you have asthma or not, and they would be wise to get rid of those birds.
Your kids health is alot more important than any lease , but exhaust all of your options, that way nobody can say you didn't do eveything in your power to fix or at least try to get fixed , the situation. IG is right, you should invest in a window unit, I know you can get them as low as 100.00 at Walmart even, or a little more at a Home Depot store.

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Intricate & ammorton

thanks for the advice ladies....i feel like such a moron getting so bent out of shape about all this but moving like this and having to deal with this kind of shite is out of control. i have spent my life in rentals and never had issues until now. ugh. i am going to write a letter to the management about the pigeons. i'll also be keeping the cats indoors, but hopefully they havent already been infected by anything....maybe i'll get them checked out before they come indoors actually..... and we ran to home depot this morning and bought 2 AC units, one for up & one for downstairs....and it really does make a difference!

i'll keep you updated on what they do with the birds. i always thought it was mandatory for public places to try and control this kind of stuff since i always notice restaurants and other public places with that spiky metal bird deterent stuff up on rafters & roofs......odd that this building would let it get so out of control....

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ammorton's picture

also modelmom-make sure

you keep copies and document everything you send the management concerning this matter, just for future references.

spookyyank's picture

one other thing

You said that the bird crap is coming from the rafters? Can you put up some kind of tarp to seperate your patio from the brids? I don't know if that's even remotely possible, but maybe you can get rid of them yourselves somehow.
The window a/c was my only other suggestion. Good luck with it all!

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cant do the tarp thing

even though my husband jokingly mentioned that we should throw up a roof or something! but, believe it or not, the apartment association wont let us do anything that makes the balconies/patios look different than all the other ones.....apparently bird shit doesnt count as part of that.....thanks for the suggestion though! :-)

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IntricateGirl's picture

HEY!

Okay, so you don't do anything that looks different. Hope that you've tucked away some karma points and shove that nest over the side. Clean the bird poop off, and then get some invisible screen. I know they make some that is virtually invisible, but I don't know whether it's proprietary (I heard about it when I was looking at windows, and buying windows just for the screen would be silly). Staple it up, and no more birdies.

It's a long shot, but if you can find the right stuff, it's a fairly cheap fix, and the apartment people will never see it.

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ModelMom's picture

wish i could do the screen idea!

that sounds really good....but the eaves are so high up that we wouldn't be able to safely get to them...and the birds are literally in the walls....like rats, i swear! you can hear them making their scratching & cooing sounds when you put your ear to the wall. there must be a hollow space under the eaves that they've accessed. the whole complex is infested though.....when i go take the trash out in the evenings you can see them "swarming" around the parking lot....only in teh eves though, odd. and some of the other buildings around ours even have a coating of white birdshit. its nasty and obviously a pretty widespread problem in this complex. does home depot sell a huge bubble i can just set up around my building?! :-P

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