Why can't these assholes get a clue??? I'm telling you, if this bitch starts in on me today I'm going to clean her clock. LOL!!! We already call her "La Vacca" to her back. If she pushes me, I'll call her that to her face and tell her why - it has to do with the size of her ass - which would put a cow's ass to shame.

Sassys
After all she makes what? $10.99 versus $6.99? Petty people doing petty things to feel less than petty! I would kick her in the twaat for you if I could!

You said a mouthful, Sassys! And thanks for the support! Believe me, if I didn't know I'd get fired for it, I'd kick her in the twaat myself! LOL! If I could get under that gigantic belly enough to actually hit it. We don't call her La Vacca for nothing.

Funny thing, she's now taking lunch orders and delivering lunch to the entire team. She seems to think this is a new little power thing. But, she's waiting on me and I find that quite satisfying. I've decided that tomorrow I'm going to change my mind about 5 times on what I want - after she's already written it down. Then, when she gets it ordered I'm going to call her and tell her I need to change my order because I didn't realize it had mustard - or something - and I'm allergic to mustard. LOL! course, I'm not allergic to anything, so I'll have to make a note to myself of what I say I'm allergic to - so I don't get caught eating it in the future. LOL! Might be worth the trouble to see just how far she'll jump through that little power hoop of hers.

New Yorkers don't have the market cornered on this kind of behavior. I find that lots of Texas women adopt this trait. I wonder why? Does it give them a sense of superiority to put everything down?

Well, I'm just gonna give it all to the Universe. Let it deal with La Vacca. I'm tired of dealing with her. And, now that she's successfully pulled off her day of being the windshield and gotten her way, I find myself in the much desired position of being the only one in an office. So, I'm not stuck in an office listening to her bitch and carp and criticize all day. I'll take that and say, "Thank you, Universe!"

things worked out well for you; good deal! Now, how did that happen?

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She'd just HATE it if she knew what a good day I've had! And I'm certainly not going to tell her. :-D

with a big, fat smile on your face; it'll ruin her day even more.

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then she would be determined to get me stuck in an office with someone else. You know she would. But I have been doing the "la-la-la-la-la" thing. I'm being so sweet - you know, just my normal self. LOL!!! And, of course, I have made a particular effort to be even sweeter to some of the other people in the office, especially when La Vacca is looking. There are some absolutely adorable men in this office and they seem to enjoy my company (isn't that sweet). They stand and talk to me in the break room, get me sodas from the fridge, take little sips from my special blend of coffee. It's kind of a hoot and veeerrry good for my ego (ever since I've been able to get back into my size 8 pants I've been kind of flaunting it). It also has the added bonus of making La Vacca turn around and run from the break room whenever she sees me in there talking to someone. She sounds like a bull elephant going down the hall as she is leaving. And, of course, she's always been screamingly jealous that Gaston and I have become such good friends. So, I make sure that I greet him good morning in front of her, go get him when it's time to go home so we can walk out together, go by his office to tell him to turn his gmail on so I can IM him - little stuff like that, that I know has always pissed her off. So, I'm having quite a bit of fun, always looking for another opportunity to ruin La Vacca's day. LOL!!!

I've also been gathering evidence of La Vacca's lies and inefficiency and I'm working on a plan to make sure the evidence lands in front of the boss - without pointing back to me, of course. After all, I'm just a sweet little old lady, minding her own business, doing a little temp job to make ends meet. :-D

Sassys
It's cool to know you are in a size 8...me too:) I should hurry up and get to Texas so we could flaunt her till the cows come home...wait a sec she IS the cows!

size 8s and by god I'm gonna flaunt it!!! If I'm still on this same temp job when you get here I want you to bring you gun and SHOOT ME!!!!

Sassys
may have to worry though!

Besides the fact that I love you dearly, I would truly hate for you to go all "Sassy" on my ass. LOL!!!!

because I hadn't thought about how she might lobby to have you removed. Then again, she could still do that if she were so inclined, especially with you flaunting in front of her like that. Just asking, but is she near a size 8 in any fashion?

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since the day she got here but all she's managed to do is get me my own private office. LOL!!! She's a real strange piece of work. But as long as I'm in here by myself and she thinks I'm unhappy about it, she's kinda happy. I'm sure she thinks all the bosses have forgotten about me because she's been coming in and reporting what they've said about the project. Like she thinks they don't talk to me anymore. *snort* Whatever it takes....

Ummm...she might wear a size 8 shoe. But her pants are closer to a 30. And she won't get anywhere with a ploy like that. All the women here are tiny - and young, real young - including one of our bosses. She'd be stepping on her own toes if she tried that.

Sassys
Smile at her often and just be happy go lucky..."Lalala" would drive her nuts! GO FOR IT! LOL.

I guess we've all had our La Vaccas, at one time or another. And, in my experience, they always get their's in the end. So, I'm more than willing to just sit back and let the Universe handle it. Of course, it's a lot easier to do that when I can vent and get the sympathy and support of friends. A blog is such a wonderful thing. LOL!

Thanks for the support.