Weird Peacocks

On the television news last night was a very funny story about two weird peacocks in the UK. It seems that one has "fallen in love" with a petrol bowser. Apparently the noise the petrol makes as it is fed into a car is similar to that of a peahen ready to mate. But try as he might, he can't just get it together with the petrol bowser. Unrequited love! Weirder is the peacock's brother - he has fallen in love with a cat. The moggy loves playing with the peacock, but as for the mating thing, the cat hasn't got what it takes either!