Wee Jack McConnell The Ideas Machine

Wee Jack McConnell seems to have the bit between his teeth ,on the subject of improving the health of the nation.
Allegedly he is now seeking to regulate the amount of drinks that can be consumed of an evening.
How would it work?
Would we have a card that could be stamped by the bar steward(ess)?
On the upside this would of course decrease the amount of days lost to 40oz flu, but living in a cold damp place ,most of the year we need a wee drink to cheer us up.
What would happen to that rite of passage ,getting pissed and throwing up on your eighteenth birthday?
Another fantastic idea of wee Jack’s is to ban unhealthy foods, a real cracker.
So the pie and pint at lunchtime would be consigned to history.
Irn Bru the greatest hangover cure known to man would vanish, due to the high sugar content.
Personally I feel the need to fall too my knee’s and thank god for Jack McConnell every time the leader of our nation, has another one of these blinding ideas.
Maybe he has too much time on his hands in his fake parliament, and he is listening too much to his equally useless colleagues.