Hi I'm back. Still with pain in the ass girlfriend (still getting nagged at etc). It's because of her I'm in Birmingham.

She nagged me into doing this course which is of no use to me. I'm over-qualified for most things and hell, I'm NOT even looking for work. I was happy being on the sick.

But trying to keep people happy is my aim so I'll milk the system for all it's worth (sod all!) while I'm here.