Update from Chateau Bird Crap
So....I ended up typing a letter to the management of the apartment community and my husband hand delivered it to the acting manager. She told him she was very sorry, acted surprised that the situation was as bad as we were reporting (apparently the birdshit splatters on the sidewalk haven't clued her in) and then told my husband that she would be requesting bids to get this problem cleaned up. So far, so good.
We'll see how long it takes for the management to find a suitable pigeon removal service, but hopefully not long. Now that it's warm out it would be really nice to be able to go out on our balcony and grill some food without fearing that it will be seasoned by some avian sphincter.
So, now that I have worked on getting the bird poop out, I have to figure out what to do about the dog crap that riddles the grassy median outside the building (which you have to avoid like landmines whenever you step out of your car & you can imagine how easy that is when you have an infant seat in one hand and a 3 year old in the other!). I know who is letting their canine companions take dumps on the lawn, just have to think of a "nice" way to approach these girls....I've seen them letting their dogs run out, poop, and then come back in letting the dung fester in the summer heat. It smells awesome. I've seriously toyed with the idea of emptying my daughter's diapers on their front step.....but that would be ever so immature, no?







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