Trump Tramp Trumps Media

If you haven't heard, Trump decided to keep Miss USA Tara Conner after several pundits/media types said she was a goner.

From my extensive research (channel flipping), it seems that the majority of the people that really wanted her to go were women. Are they threatened and jealous of hot chicks that guys admire? I think so.

Yes, it's just a generalization, but generalizations are often fact based. For example, the generalization that the Irish are big drinkers. This is somewhat true because a lot of Irish are drinkers, but I'm 100% Irish American and I rarely drink.

Well, at least Miss USA is getting help for her drinking problem (problem according to Trump, not her) because we all know that anyone under the age of 21 who takes a drink and parties is a RAGING ALCOHOLIC!. Oh my God! I just realized that I tried alcohol before I was 21. That makes me a RAGING ALCOHOLIC!

Man, I need to get into rehab immediately. I'll gladly go now because Miss USA is there. YEAH BABY! YEAH! Maybe, we can sneak out and party. Just think of all the free publicity I can generate for Trump.

By the way, why was Trump talking so loudly at the press conference like he was at The Hall of Justice or Fortress of Solitude? He had a microphone to talk into.

THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!