Torn Between Two Blog Sites

We’ve all suffered with the absence of BlogFeast and Sassypuss knows that music hath charms to soothe the savage need to blog! Our Sassy half has risen to the challenge and put to music the anguish we have all been feeling. Sing this little number to the tune of “Torn Between Two Lovers” by Mary MacGregor. (Those of you too young to remember that song, just keep that little piece of information to yourselves, thank you.)

TORN BETWEEN TWO BLOG SITES

There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's going to hurt!
Blogfeast's down, I'm not a clown, just hurt, hurt, hurt!

There's been another site, although I tried with all my might
Please, Oh please, forgive me for that slight.
Try not to posses me, he likes to carress me
But you were so splog free ...oh fie, fie, fie!

Oh, Oh, Oh Torn between two Blog Sites feeling like a fool.
Trusting them was breaking all the rules.
Oh, Oh, Oh Torn between two Blog Sites feeling like a fool
Loving them was breaking all my tools!

You must not think I love you any less
For the dial up was worth it
To all of this I must confess
I need you to fill that empty spot
I had to go to Quick Lots!

Oh, Oh, Oh Torn between two Blog Sites feeling like a fool
I missed you so bad, I just had to drool
Oh, Oh, Oh Torn between two Blog Sites feeling like a fool
Come back baby before we miss the mule.

Sorry folks it just had to be done!