I was having a hard time deciding what to write tonight so I was playing games on Gamesville. My daughter told me to "do my homework and get writing"(we'd been working on a report for her history class about Rosa Parks). So I told her that I couldn't think of anything to write tonight. She gave me a great idea--to write about the Top Ten Ways to Annoy your Brothers and Sisters. So I dedicate my blog this evening to my nine-year-old who basically told me everything to write and in what order.

10. Smash eggs into bed; blame it on the dog.

9. Let your science project loose into your sister's room.

8. Write a note to the nerdiest kid in school telling them you really like them. Make sure to sign it with your Brother or Sister's name.

7. Find their most embarrassing baby pictures and pass them around school.

6. Print out their diaries or journals and post them on the telephone poles around the neighborhood.

5. Paint Brother's toenails and put makeup on him when he's sleeping. Make sure you run after doing this.

4. Tell embarrassing stories about your sister while her new boyfriend is sitting on your livingroom sofa.

3. Fill your sister's perfume bottles with skunk juice (that's skunk in a nine-year-old's mind gang).

2. Admit nothing; deny everything; and most importantly, run like the wind!!

And the #1 way to annoy your brothers and sisters:

1. Sneak the family fart machine into your Brother or Sister's pocket before church, then "let er rip" everytime the sanctuary is quiet.

Did I tell you that my family is dimented?