Toilet Paper Mache

toilet; soap; water; shampoo; toddler; clog

It was late at night. My son was supposedly sound asleep. I was playing computer games, as usual. A scream was heard. My mother had discovered my “angel� in the bathroom, creating a whole new level of mess. It seems my baby had filled the bathroom sink with water then added shampoo, crumbled a bar of soap into the mixture, and stirred it up with an entire roll of toilet paper.
It is now almost 24 hours later. The sink looks cleaner than it ever has, but it’s still clogged. The toilet paper is hidden, as is the shampoo. I have decided to let my son live. I just haven’t decided on a punishment yet.
The lesson? Never trust a quiet toddler.
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IntricateGirl's picture

Ain't that the truth.

My husband used to think I was nuts for jumping when the kids got quiet, either separately, or worse, together. He stopped after the finger painting incident with my daughter. (We don't have finger paints. Use your imagination.)

I understand the toilet paper mache thing. My kids have the awesome ability to get the toilet paper soaked through while they are brushing their teeth. It is a lot like paper mache, isn't it?

I'd only come here seeking peace.
I'd only come here seeking me.
It seems I came to leave.
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