I just thought I would contribute a little list of things all men need to know if they really want to annoy their wives, girlfriends, female roommates, or any other woman they may live with.

1.Always leave the toilet seat up.
2.Always forget to replace the toilet paper roll.
3.Do not close the kitchen cupboard door after opening it to take something (i.e. a glass, bag of chips, etc.) out.
4.Leave the afore mentioned bag of chips open with crumbs falling out on the kitchen counter or coffee table.
5.Forget to flush the toilet.
6.Leave socks or underwear, preferably both, lying on the floor.
7.Misplace the phone receiver, remote control, car keys, etc. and then ask your wife where they are.
8.Fart in bed and then lift the covers.
9.Never hang your towel back up after taking a shower.
10.Pretend not to know where the garbage bags, replacement paper towels rolls, and dishwashing detergent are kept.
11. Put back empty milk or juice cartons in the fridge....this is a personal favorite of mine.

Not that my husband does any of these things (lol!) but these definitely are pet peeves of mine.....and I am sure there are quite a few of you who can add to this list......so type away!