Things That Totally Fascinate Me!

Submitted by moorishprince on March 26, 2006 - 8:00am.

There are those things in life that totally fascinate me. These are things that we don't think about---but when we do---they're hard to let go of.

A guy sits in a restaurant, and is enjoying his meal. The atmosphere is pleasant, and the company is agreeable. There's a moment of contentment with respect to his life, his friends, and family etc. All is well! Until he finds that one hair in his salad--and then all He** breaks loose. He calls the waitress over to the table and gives her a piece of his feeble mind. He calls the manager and demands that he not pay for the meal. (I've seen this happen).

Now take this same guy and move forward in time a week or two. Let's suppose that he never went to the restaurant that fateful evening, and never crossed paths with the waitress..

He's in a club, or an outing (or anywhere you'd like to place him). He meets this same girl and the chemistry burns hot. As time goes on, they become intimately involved.

The fascination begins here!

This same guy (behind closed doors) will find every part of this woman's body to put his face in that has hair follicles attached...and he'll love every minute of it....without a second thought! Go figure!

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Now, tell me does this ficitonal waitress wear a wig that you

#53342 On March 26, 2006 8:49am A Wig That Knew... said,

could hook me up with?

Good observation. The importance of context and spilt second decisions or reactions.

The wig is pleased with your post.

From The Wig

The Wig!

#53350 On March 26, 2006 9:52am moorishprince said,

Bring me up to date on the Wig! Since you're obviously going to be an element of high importance around these parts: I need to be brought up to speed.

Hi Moorishprince,

#53352 On March 26, 2006 10:00am A Wig That Knew... said,

Up to date?

Well I was born in a factory. Tugged and arranged by grubby fingers. Sold to an obnoxious bald buy with bad Body odour.

It is so good to converse with your human kind atlast!

For so long the wig has been ignored and laughed at.

This wig is taking a stand and will one day run away from its owner.

The wig is greatly pleased by your interest.

From The Wig

Ben Wallace

#53379 On March 26, 2006 3:19pm moorishprince said,

Reminds me for some reason of Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pitstons. If I were in the WIG business, I could make a fortune. I used to have my wife wear different wigs from time to time--kinda gave me the feeling of being with someone---er...ah...different on occasion.

However, this may be too much for the Wig to digest on such short notice!

I'll have her wear one tonight in honor of U.

I just hope this profound revelation doesn't chase all the fine ladies on this site away:)

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