I generally don’t begin the discussions of matters regarding residency or immigration. But, I must speak out. It really needs to be dealt with before it goes too far!
After arriving back to the house today, I left the bedroom to fix us a snack. When I returned, I was pleased to see baby-bad stretched out on the bed, chin resting on her palms, watching a nature program on PBS. At that moment the segment was on bats. I thought it pretty darn cool that she’d be glued to it rather than freaked out by them. I’ll admit that until I had one flying directly at my head one night at work (it flew in through the back door) I had a reasonable fear of them. Reasonable in that I fear the rabies they tend to carry! But, after seeing up close and personal, how scared that poor little thing was, any fear was quickly dissipated.
So, I sat down and poured her a drink, only to notice the segment had grown much darker. They had switched their attention from bats to woodpeckers. These cute little birds flew all around their tree and buried acorns into the holes previously drilled by the hard working woodpeckers. Then suddenly, a squirrel appeared.
I’ve talked about this problem for years! If this issue hasn’t fallen on deaf ears, I’ve been labeled crazy! But, what’s it gonna take before people see those evil, thievin’, lazy bastards for what they really are??? Sure, you see a little squirrel on a park wall and say “Oh, isn’t he cute??”, but never stop to realize the hazard they pose. Innocent??? HA! Not only do they steal from their fellow woodland creatures, they sit in wait.........waiting for the moment we’re totally unaware..........that’s when they’ll STRIKE!
It’s been a few years now, but there was, for true, a small English village held terrorized by a lone, mad squirrel. They detected no signs of rabies, but did note how confident the little bastard was! He’d bully everyone from babies to grown men! BABIES! And, why? I think the answer’s clear.
World domination.
Come now. Think back to the last time ~ or anytime! ~ you’ve encountered one of those tiny minions of Satan. Ever notice how they seem to watch you..........study you...............follow you, only to pretend to be studying an acorn when you turn and look???? You can’t be so naive as to think they’re only begging for bread crumbs! Come on people! They’re learning the way of the human! Given enough time and intel, they’ll have each and every one of our weaknesses documented and filed!
First it will be our bread crumbs, next it will be medicare fraud, then selling their stolen crack laced acorns to our kids! Finally squirrel cells will pop up all over the United States! They ARE organizing! I believe that most are even members of Al Qaeda! We must act now ~ before it’s too late! Deport them! Deport them ALL! If we fail, then S Day will indeed, be upon us!
And then, only God himself can save us!
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