There Are Swings ...And There Are Swingers!

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I recently found out why my happy go lucky friends are as happy as they are!
They are swingers! Yep! They trade partners and have a yahoo time!

I wondered why the lady acted so strangely around me at times...almost like she was flirting with me. I understand it when a man flirts with me, it's something that I almost expect. I don't "catch on" when a woman flirts with me, because I don't expect it.

I mean when I say "Suuure it's in my pants" and she sais "I'll happily go get it" errr, I'm like DOH!

Nothing about sex offends me, it's a very great and beautiful thing. I am not into swinging however...not because I disaprove, but because by it's very nature it uses way too many limbs.

I prefer to know my partner well, and although I like flirting I am unsure how to flirt with the same sex. Hmmm.

What would you do if approached with an offer like "Hey wanna play tiddlywinks after dinner with me AND Bert?"

My response was "Uh, I don't play tiddlywinks with anyone" ACK!

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Catfish's picture

Swingers, eh?

I can honestly say that I don't know if I've ever met any swingers or not. And I've never been hit on by a member of my own sex either, even though I've known lots of gay people. But I did have a gay woman tell me that, if she was ever to fall in love with a man, it would have been me; wasn't that nice? :-)

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Pussy Willow's picture

Well, Catfish, just because she was gay didn't mean she

couldn't tell a good thing when she saw it.

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Catfish's picture

Good thing, eh PW,...

we'll have to get my wife to sign off on some of that. :-)

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Pussy Willow's picture

I bet she'll sign off with no hesitation, Catfish.

I'm betting she is one smaaaarrt lady! :-D

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Catfish's picture

Yeah, she's smart all right, PW,...

but she's got a lot of smart aleck in her also.

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Sounds like a woman after my own heart Catfish!!

Sassys
If you guys think I am a "tad" loud on screen, you should see me in real life:)

Smart ass is far better than dumb ass anyday!

Catfish's picture

We'll have to make it to the restaurant,...

and see how you handle a crowd when your hair is down.

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Oh I can handle a crowd and then some Catfish!

Sassys
Not only do I handle crowds, but crowds of people dipping into "Margaritaville" it is usually fun. I do have the occasional grouch, but they tend to sit by themselves and leave everyone alone.

Catfish you have never been hit on by another guy??

Sassys
Wow, that's pretty rare these days! I only say that because it's not offensive just common. To have a gay woman say that to you is indeed quite the compliment! Your wife need not worry though...you are a straight arrow if ever I have seen one! Even with the flirting with IQOAW:)

Catfish's picture

It's not the normal kind of flirting, Sassys,...

I mean, look at how she and Sire flirt with each other. Miss IOAW and I usually treat each other like older brother and sister; I really don't know how to flirt. :-)

And no, I've never been hit on by another guy. Then again, according to my friend earlier today, and my wife, they each said I probably wouldn't ever know if I were being hit on to begin with. Meanies!

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LOL Catfish you are a lot like my brother - in law

Sassys
He absolutly adores my older sister...they have been together for literally ages! It wouldn't even occur to him that someone was flirting with him! That's a good thing...in fact it's a very, very rare thing too!

As far as Mz. IQOAW goes, she flirts outrageously because she can! I know that you are both harmless in that regard, but it's so much fun to tease her and even you! She get's as good as she gives..but I do genuinely like her! "OUR Inquest" LOL.

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I like her also, Miss Sassys,...

but I think this new job, especially the latest situation she's under, has taken her mind and time away from us. At least she has a valid excuse. lol

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LOL Catfish as opposed to

Sassys
the hour you spend on the net? Hmmm? She comes across as being very tolerant and patient. It's sad to hear that the quality time is lacking though...A cozy dinner might go a long way?

Catfish's picture

Hour, Sassys,...

I'm always at the computer, whether it's on the internet or not. I don't get to leave all that often; not that I really want to, telling you the truth. Oh, we always have cozy dinners; that's pretty much our only time together, but at least it's always quality time.

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Well at least you do have that Catfish

Sassys
I love cozy stuff! I know this will sound nuts, but one of the things I look forward to in my old age is being super cozy! Old people do that very well...LOL could be they don't really have a choice but hell I would hang up my dancing shoes in a heartbeat if it meant I could get cozy instead!

Catfish's picture

We have a wonderful relationship, Sassys,...

she kisses me every morning before she goes to work, whether I wake up or not. We hug and kiss whenever one of us comes home to the other, and we make sure we kiss before the first of us goes to bed. We hug all the time; I like hugging. We've never had a fight in all the years of our marriage, though we haven't always agreed. We talk calmly, and either come to a consensus or leave it alone for later. And we laugh a lot, her at me most of the time, but she does funny stuff also. It's nice, and it's comfortable, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

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Oh I am a hugger too Catfish!

Sassys
Some people (Manodogs) call me a "tree hugger" but given a choice I prefer to hug people:)
You guys have it made! Laughter and kisses and all that good stuff is what a solid marriage SHOULD be all about! Yet some people make it so hard on themselves (myself included) it's really not so hard to make someone else happy...it does require that one think of themselves less...but in the end it's the true path to serenity.

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True enough, Sassys,...

but at the same time, one also has to think of themselves in some fashion, which is what I worked on with my wife. I wanted her to be independent also, and that's what really worked well for us.

Meanwhile, get this one. I went to BF just to check it out, and I saw that someone had written me a message. So, for the first time in well over a month, I go to write a message,... didn't BF go down on me. See, that's why I still don't trust it!

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Catfish No You Dih-Dent!!!

Sassys
It sucks that you went there only to have it shut down! UGH! Maybe it's YOU, YOU, YOU!!! LMAOOO, can you imagine if you had that power? Yikes!

Catfish's picture

Sassys, if it was meant to be,...

then I was going to be the person it was going to happen to, which kind of figures. Timing is everything, it would seem, and maybe that was my sign that it's just not worth it.

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But DUUUUUDE (Catfish)

Sassys
You are one of the STARS of Sassypuss's new blog challenege! UGH!!

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New Blog Challenge, eh?

I assume that's the sneaky way of trying to get me to go back and look at it again? :-)

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Pussy Willow's picture

Catfish! Shame on you for crediting us with such and

underhanded ulterior motive! The fact is, you were the only choice for that part in the post. No one else would have done!!! :-D

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Yeah, sneaky PW,...

that should be the first name of both of you. I guess I need to go there and take a look, as I haven't been back since you posted your challenge.

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Ha! Don't bother, Catfish! It's down AGAIN!!!

It it's not back up tomorrow I'm gonna pull all my stuff off of there and move it over here. Besides it being down constantly, a whole new bunch of sploggers followed us over there - not to mention the ones we already had. And with the new moderation system they put in place, the splog never goes away. WTF? Why bother if it doesn't go away? I'm in a foul mood about this. I just posted an absolute masterpiece in response to a challenge from Sassys and now she can't even go over there and read it and have to admit that I AM a literary genius!!! :-D

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Pants BF down again!!! you are a literary genius PW,

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Finally, some recognition!!! Thank you sooo much, Hats!!!

LOL! When BF comes back up be sure and read my "Ode to The Oldman" so you'll know just what a joke this really this. And to make it even worse - this was the very best that I could come up with. I swear!!! LMAO!!!

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PW I did get a chance to read your BRILLIANCE!

Sassys
Need I say more? Genius! Sheer genius!

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So, PW, does this mean,...

that we're finally done with it, that we don't trust it, and that it doesn't deserve our loyalty anymore? Sorry about your magical post, but I'm sure it'll look great over here also. :-)

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Pussy Willow's picture

Catfish, I now know exactly how you feel.

I am sick to death of it and I'm through putting up with it. No more trust, no more loyalty. All my best stuff is coming over here. But crap!!!!! I had a lot of history on that site. Oh well, time to make some new history. And the bonus - I get my Catfish back full time!!!

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Your Catfish PW??? Don't make me hurt ya!

Sassys
He's "OUR" Catfish! Jeeze! His wife said so! NYAH! NYAH!

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Oops. That was kind of a freudian slip, there, Sassys.

You're right, he's "Our" Catfish. (But really, he's mine. Mine! I tell you, mine!) (Just kidding - you know - really)

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PW don't go getting all Daffy Duck on me!

Sassys
Open Saskwatch comes to mind...Mrs Catfish and I have a deal...Catfish gets to be mine online and she gets his attention at dinner time! We MIGHT include you..but first you need to ask kindly! Where are your manners? ACK!

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Careful, there, Sassys. You don't wanta go gettin'

my Daffy side all riled up.

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Oh I will bring out the Daffy in most people PW!

Sassys
It's a gift I have.

Pussy Willow's picture

Yoooouuuu're dethpikable!

LOL!!!

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LOL PW

Sassys
Care to play the Piano? Bugs Bunny has one all set up for you on stage...don't forget the "right key" LMAO!

BF is down again? WTFFF???

Sassys
UGH! ARGH! @#$%$#@#**@@@!!! And that's putting it mildly!

Sneaky??? Hellllooooo!!

Sassys
We are not sneaky dude, we are women! *Sheesh*

PW do you see how maligned we are??

Sassys
Catfish thinks I am trying to "lure" him back over to BF!! Stuff and nonsense! I say we just knock him out and flat out DRAG his ass over there! What say you??

Catfish's picture

And then it went down,...

and now there's nowhere to drag me except here, and I'm already here.

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Well that doesn't mean we can't or wont knock ya down Catfish!

Sassys
We are ladies after all:>

Catfish's picture

I just think, Miss Sassys,...

that you women just want to be touching me all over, since y'all want to knock me down. I mean, once I'm down, then what? ;-P

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Did you call me underhanded Catfish?? Uuuum

Sassys
I may stoop to certain things like wearing short skirts etc...but I would NEVER stoop to fibbing! We have you and your wife in a very good light in this particular challenge...actually you could complete your challenge by playing along! Sheer genius I tell ya!!!

Catfish's picture

Not underhanded, Sassys,...

Sneaky! And, of course, it's now all crashed again, so, unfortunately for y'all, you just might have to post it elsewhere,... like here! :-D

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Well now Catfish that sounds like a plan!

Sassys
PW has all da power...she is a computer wizzz. I just write and sit back while she does all the hard stuff like push a button and hit "send"..

Pussy Willow's picture

LMAO, Sassys!!! Yep, I do have a way with that "send"

button. I'm gonna try and get some of that stuff reposted today. Got Mom visiting this weekend and so it's kinda hard to get much done. But, since I have da powa I guess I gotta make use of it while I can. :-D

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LOL PW may Da Powa be with you!

Sassys
I will be happy to hit send when I learn how? I do believe it's somewhere on this contraption...but I certainly hope it requires only 1 finger as the other 2 I use for typing and picking my nose...life is soooo hard!

Pussy Willow's picture

You don't play tiddlywinks, Sassys? With anyone?

Huey is going to be sooooo disappointed!!!

Hell, girl, having swingers ask you to play tiddlywinks is NO compliment - they don't care who you are or what you look like, they're just interested in that perfect set of legs (feet on one end and...err...you know....on the other end). No need to be polite. I've been asked several times - the 1st time I was nice - the rest of the time I just said, "God, no!" Works every time. :-D

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PW LMFAOOOOO

Sassys
I have nothing against Tiddlywinks per se...But Huey will just have to deal with it! So then all I have to say is "God No?" Hmmm. I shall use that in the future for sure! Or I could just refer them to my able bodied counsel PW:):):):)

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