The Natalee Holloway Show EPISODE 1: The Van Der Sloots and Dead Sluts
EPISODE 1:
If you haven't heard anything about the Alabama Slut Disappearance in Aruba Scandal, well, I wish I was you. This story won't fucking die and now the latest involves a Dutch National Date Rapist and his Father, or as he is better known as: The Enabler.
Natalee Holloway used to be an 18 year old Southern blonde but now she is probably peices of an 18 year old Southern blonde. And therein lies the problem, nobody knows what the fuck happened to her. She went to Aruba and she never came back. If she had been fat, the story ends right there. So why is America fascinated by all this?
1. Escapism: She was a hot blonde and she liked to party and she went to Aruba and she liked to drink and hang out with Surinamese brothers and Dutch nationals and she probably dug anal; is your life this interesting?
2. The Conspiracy Theorist's Approach: She was killed by a member of the media who has a great financial interest in Bermuda. Dead sluts in Aruba = negative media attention = Aruba tourism suffers = Bermuda's economy thrives.
3. Those Fucking Parents: By far the biggest factor in this equation is Natalee's parents, and more specifically her mother, Beth Holloway Twitty.
Beth Holloway Twitty (or BHT as I call her) is a stupid whore. Rivaling only Cindy Sheehan for the Best Greiving Mother Turned Media Hungry Monster Award. It almost seems like whenever this story is about to die she jumps from the shadows like Max Elliot Slade in 3 Ninjas. She's even appearing in the upcoming Barbara Walters Pre-Oscar Special. And now she's suing Joran Van Der Sloot and The Enabler, Joran's Dad.
Maybe Van Der Sloot did slip her GHB and fuck her to death while the Surinamese brothers giggled in the background, I don't really care. I don't even know where Surinam is. But I don't get suing the Dad. Isn't BHT as much of an Enabler as he is. She let her booze-happy, loose-leggy slut of a daughter go down to Aruba in the first place. What the fuck.
There are pictures on the internet of her family tying yellow ribbons that say it all. Tony Orlando is not happy somewhere.
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There's a difference though~
One mother is just trying to find out what actually happened to her kid~
The other is blaming everyone and their cousin for the death of her kid.
Though their repetitious interviews may be old news to those not involved, they are cries for help AND justice, from those who were.
Let's tell them to go to hell, and support the Susan Smith's of this world instead~
Susan Smith is my hero
Susan Smith is my hero
Agreed
Agreed !!!!!!!!!! I would want to know and I would BITCH If that were my daughter! ok.. I would BITCH MORE!!! I would do everything to KNOW what really happened.
Susan Smith is the epitome of many of us~
The only difference is, she actually acted upon her inner most selfish thoughts. And, she's a wuss. Women in prison don't like other inmates who kill their children because they're in there for other reasons, not able to see their own. I'm sure many a chick in there wants to make her the belle of the ball moreso than she already is. AND, this whole 'I found God' thing? Eh, whatever~ I love how someone starts screaming how God has helped them through something like that as soon as they've been sentenced to life in prison. I guess desperate people do desperate things.
Blame Fox News!
But IF she were your daughter , wouldn't you do the same? Wouldn't you really be bitchin out just to find out what happened ? Wouldn't you NEED some CLOSURE to "ease" your psyche?
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