The other day I happened to be invited to Don Trump Jr's birthday party at FAO Schwartz. Now before you start getting the wrong idea about me, the only reason I was able to get past their velvet ropes of steel was simply because I met a guy while i was bartending and he has made a living out of hanging with the elite of NYC. Personally so many people taking themselves so seriously gives me the hives, but hey, i wasn't going to pass up seeing the Donald in person, but more exciting his hair. So there i was, decked out in my new H and M clothes (Oh yeah baby), taking full advantage of the openbar when to my dismay the back bar ran out of champange so off i went to the front of FAO in search of the bubbly. As if i had planned it,as i was walking towards the front, the Donald was making his grand entrance with his beautiful ( and i mean truely beautiful, more so in person) wife Melania. My eyes lingered only for a few seconds on her as i had to admire the hot sex pot, but then i could not look at anything but the Donald's hair. It's always been like this huge mystery for me, does it look as ridiculous as it does on TV? What exactly does he have perched on his head. Yet, you might find it shocking to know, in real life, his hair looks pretty normal, natural even. Obviously we all know that it's not real, yet while i was taking it all in, every strand (implant/plug) i found myself at ease, peaceful, contrary to the uneasy feeling it gives me when i see him on TV. After reflecting on my encounter (you must realize that i found this not only entertaining but also a welcomed escape from all of the men asking me to," help them spend their money because they had plenty to throw around," ((barf))) i came to the conclusion that it's the way he has colored his hair that makes it so comical. Perhaps it reflects the light in a way that gives the illusion of a full head of hair and insues hillarity all at the same time. In any case, this is my NY story for today, because let's be honest, haven't we all just wanted to reach out and touch it or see it in person just to see what the hell is actually going on on his head.