Actually, those three things are only about a tenth of what's going on right now in my life. A couple of them are things I am dying to talk about, but I need to wait for a little while and see what happens(no, I'm not pregnant). As far as these hush hush things go, I will give you a story. Once upon a time, my mom, when she was just a little girl, went into the cupboard (back when there was such a thing) and she got some sugar. She LOVED sugar. So, because a little was good, a lot must be even better. She sat down and started to eat an entire package of sugar. She didn't get that far before she realized that there can be too much of a good thing. Glean from that whatever you can. ;)
First, my toilet is freaking me out. Weird statement, I know. But when you hear what's happening, you might be a little freaked out too. I swear to any god that is listening, my toilet does this horror film half scream/half moan noise everytime I flush it. The first time I was terrified. I ran to the window to make sure that nobody at the place next door that moves big equipment had an accident. It was that bad. It sounds as if you were screaming out a moan at the top of your lungs, and not a sexy moan, but one worthy of any good horror movie. It still unnerves me a little bit, even when I'm expecting it. Who knows what this portends for my plumbing...
Second, I've tried for two days now to register my son at school. They are even calling me and asking when I'm going to bring it by. The only problem is that when I get there, for two days now, they have the entire school shut down because they are waxing the floors. First of all, they mailed these suckers out a few days ago, right before I went out of town. So that wasn't even an option. Second, I don't get ANY information about his teacher until I register him and pay a "book fee". First grade and a book fee? For what? Moby Dick?!? I could be sympathetic if they would just say that they make the teachers buy all the supplies and it's to keep them from going broke. But don't call it a book fee in first grade and expect me to hand it over willingly. Third, I REGISTERED HIM LAST FALL!! Every fall, they register the kids, and then they do it all over again in the spring. So, being the magnificent bitch I am, I'm taking him the first day, and I can register him then. If they can't respect my time more than that, then they can plant a wet sloppy one on my hindquarters! I sound more upset than I am, but I just can't figure out why they are calling me and asking where the registration is, when they won't even open the office to take it. And mail it?? Ha! Remind me to tell you about my post office sometime.
And, as the title hints, my website is great. Ok, the actual truth is, I think it's better than great. I think it's bloody fantastic!! lol It really came together. I've got some small tweaking to some forms, and then I am going to get some advertising out there.
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