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The New Millennium Devil's Dictionary - Relationship / Feelings

Submitted by o ceallaigh on January 4, 2006 - 8:54pm. feelings | humor | New Millennium Devil's Dictionary | relationship | romance | satire

RELATIONSHIP, n. The great and cherished prize of this vale of tears - guaranteed to make it deeper and wetter.

FEELINGS, n. pl. Your true sentiments, as opposed to the ones that will get you promoted. Earnestly solicited, especially of men by women - so that they can be earnestly condemned.

  - O Ceallaigh

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