CARTOON, n. What you get when you plug into your iPod while driving. In art, an imperfect or preliminary sketch or rendering, intended to serve as the model for a more complete representation. Unless, of course, it provokes murder and mayhem as it stands.

Some cartoonists from near Copenhagen,
Drew Muhammad just like any pagan.
     They raised such an ire
     That they ran from the fire,
And watched free speech a’sizzlin’ like bacon.

- Goldbrick of Galway

  - O Ceallaigh

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