I felt compelled to masturbate this morning just because I woke up with morning wood. I have this dilemma almost every morning (every morning I don't wake up next to a beautiful woman, which is, unfortunately, way too often).

I usually just grab a dirty sock to dispose of my semen, I'm well aware that this is gross. I just hate having to get up and walk to the shower with a raging boner. I have roommates, and a dog for heavensake. I don't wake up feeling horny most days, I just have an erection. Like this morning for instance, I woke up after having a dream that these kids I went to high school were throwing frisbees at me...I had a boner. What gives? What's the deal with my normal sized penis in the morning?

Does anyone else have this problem? Any suggestions?