THE picture in the current Middle East crisis is packed with obfuscations. Given that Hezbollah and Israeli propaganda machines are in full throttle (to be matched only by their bloody skirmishes), objective discussions seem out of reach and hawks from both side are lording it over the scenes.Appalingly, a number of seemingly narcotized press people are the primary obfuscators in this conflict.

So that the public is bombarded with biased news (of course, I could suspend for one full hour my enormous bias while writing news or talking to a gun-toting anarchist) tasteless commentaries, slanted views on Muslims on the left, anti-Semetic opinions on the right, and of course, the equally polarizing rants of politicians. I have been watching Late Night Shows and I must say comedians of the genre' had much more sense of the whole situation than watching CNN and BBC.

There are ugly, gruesome pictures we see everywhere: Dead bodies of children, mothers, soldiers--and yes--Larry King in the boobtube-- desperately trying to maintain objectivity like a Carabao on a balancing beam.

With the U.S. going on a limb to help Israel flush out Hezbollah for good--in the process attracting more Islamists to join the bloodbath--and the UN still cramming for its its patented sissy-sussy-wissy-wussy Press Releases, one ULTIMATE QUESTION emerges:WHAT IS THE SOLUTION TO THIS ON-GOING CRISIS?

Iran's Ahmadinejad's (pronounced---as one Israeli pundit would insist--"a mad dog on Jihad") might have a more concrete, direct, practical answer: Adolf Hitler's FINAL SOLUTION TO THE JEWISH QUESTION.

Mr. Ahmadinejad, in a speech during an emergency meeting of Muslim leaders in Malaysia, said the solution to the Middle East crisis was to "destroy Israel."Yes, at least for all his toothless brinkmanship and hilarious China-like saber-rattling, that little rodent finally got this one right.

Destroy Israel. Wipe it off the map, as the Iranian President has called for in the recent months. Make no mistake: This is a surgical procedure that will remove that annoying mini-wart in the Levant.

(I wonder how boring the Middle East would be without Israel blinking rainbows in the map. Michael Jackson is in U.A.E. but the red-light districts there are only for repressed queer Arabs, oil-hungry Sheiks and lonely, underpaid and overworked Asian construction workers.)

And when Israel is obliterated, one is tempted to ask what Mr. Ahmadinejad and his terror-subsidiaries plan to do? Teach Arabs how to make Persian carpets? Or go terrorizing greater civilizations since the terror-buffer zone that is Israel is not there anymore to rein in mad dods like him in the neighborhood?

Israel and the World can't stand idle and let a Hitler-clone satisfy his brutal, barbarous, savage dreams. Casualties are casualties. Let's make count after the war-objective has been achieved.

Israel should finish once for all the Hezbollah question.