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The Festival Of The Steel Phallus

Submitted by Sire on April 27, 2008 - 4:36pm. news

No, I am not making this up. This festival actually exists and it is held in Kawasaki Japan every spring. And these women try to tell us that they can live without it, yeah right!

Anyway locally it's called Kanamara Matsuri and it has been celebrated for hundreds of years. I managed to post a video on it on my BS blog and I made up a disgusting poem just for the occasion.

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LOL, I got to check this one

Submitted by angelface79 on April 27, 2008 - 8:46pm.

LOL, I got to check this one out.

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Yeah, after watching the

Submitted by Sire on April 27, 2008 - 8:51pm.

Yeah, after watching the video I had to re-read my post about penis growth scams so that I wouldn't rush out in the effort to extend mine.
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Wow.

Submitted by IntricateGirl on April 28, 2008 - 5:59am.

I need to book a trip to Japan. Those are my kind of people. ;)

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Submitted by Sire on April 28, 2008 - 3:15pm.

Be careful which festival you attend as there is also one called the Hounen Matsuri festival which worship a wooden penis so you really have to watch out for splinters.
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Thanks for the warning.

Submitted by IntricateGirl on April 28, 2008 - 3:54pm.

What a terrifying thought. I'm not sure I could explain that to my doctor. :D

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That's one I mentioned to Sire,...

Submitted by Catfish on April 29, 2008 - 3:27pm.

but, ahhh, you don't do anything with it except watch it. The festival is for fertility, so if you're not up for having a child, don't go! lol

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Bah! Details, details...

Submitted by IntricateGirl on April 29, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Bah! Details, details...

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Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 3:47pm.

I thought you women were all about details.
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LOL Sire STOP THAT!! UGH!

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 3:45pm.

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You are now personally responsible for my dry cleaning! A wooden dick...how the hell would one explain splinters in the mouth to ones doctor eh? "Well you see doc, errrr, my husband went to this festival and uuuum, I thought it wooood be fun?" LMAOOOOO! Egads I have to stop!

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Sassys

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 3:48pm.

You could always use a fine grade sand paper first before insertion in the mouth, but then you have to remember to wipe the dust off to prevent gagging.
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Hahahahaha! Sire!

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 2:57pm.

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Only the Japanese would have a holiday like this...do you suppose it has anything to do with the fact that they are "known" to have minuscule penises? Ironic! I want a national penis holiday here in the USA...we could call it Big Dick day or Have a big dick and a smile...ugh!

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Sassy's, what took you so

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Sassy's, what took you so long. I expected you to be the first one to notice this post. ;)
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Limited computer time Sire:(

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 3:05pm.

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My own computer is not working right now and the one at work is for...work? LOL BUT I am here now TAH-DAH!

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We kind of do, Sassy. It's

Submitted by IntricateGirl on April 29, 2008 - 3:01pm.

We kind of do, Sassy. It's "Steak and a BJ Day". Guys shell out a lot of cash for cards, flowers, chocolate, and jewelry on Valentine's Day. This is the holiday when women are supposed to repay him. No cards. No flowers. Just steak and a BJ.

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IG!! Lmfaooooo! Hah!

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 3:07pm.

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Personally I call it VD day:) My day has been loaded with irony...sheesh!

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BJ IG?

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 3:51pm.

I may get a steak but I'd have more chance of winning a lottery than getting a BJ.
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Awwww Sire I sooo

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 3:58pm.

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somehow do not pity you:(

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Why's Tahat Sassys

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 4:01pm.

you reckon I somehow do not deserve a BJ?

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errr Sire suuuure ya do!

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 4:06pm.

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Now go ask the wifey poo to do her wifely duties! Uuuum good luck with that!

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yep, I'm going online to buy

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 4:09pm.

yep, I'm going online to buy a lottery ticket.
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BWAAAHAAAHAAA!

Submitted by IntricateGirl on April 29, 2008 - 3:57pm.

You know, if you won the lottery, your chances of getting a BJ might be higher. :D

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IG, quick question.

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 4:00pm.

There was story of this guy who won the lottery. he rang up his wife and told her to pack her bags because he won the lottery. She get's all excited and asks what to pack, thinking they might be going overseas. He told her he didn't care as long as she was gone when he got home. You reckon he would have more of a chance if he asked for a BJ?
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SEE??? That's so A-typical male thinking!!

Submitted by Sassys on April 29, 2008 - 4:03pm.

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I bet this has happened a bunch of times too. He might get a BJ from some high end whore, but he wont get a "quality" homemade BJ! HRUMPH!

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Mmm, quality homemade

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 4:08pm.

yeah man, that's what I'm after.

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DAMN!

Submitted by IntricateGirl on April 29, 2008 - 4:15pm.

That's not right. Still, I've got credit and bank cards with his name on it, and I can spend it faster than he can deposit it. :D

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IG

Submitted by Sire on April 29, 2008 - 4:21pm.

Spoken like a true woman.
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