The Estrogen "Get Real" File: Gourmet Dog Treats

My Australian Cattle Dog, Buster, absolutely loves dog treats. He doesn't care if they're Jerky Treats, Milkbones, or the newest gourmet-style treats. We also make him treats at home. He gobbles them up like there's no tomorrow. It got me thinking, however, about what dogs really like. Do they really care whether they're eating treats with no preservatives or byproducts? Heck no!! Do they jump on every health bandwagon they find? Not a chance! These dog bakeries are designed to impress the parents, not the dog! I can guarantee your dog could care less!

Let's get serious here. What is your pooch really interested in? How can we keep them as happy as possible? Here's my list of treats your dog would choose over these tinkerbell gourmet treats anyday!!

1) Butt Stink Cookies

2) Cat Poop Sausage Links

3) Garbage Can Pizza

4) Compost Pile Oatmeal

5) Vomit Muffins

6) Dr. Scholl's Rawhide

I'm sure if I sit here long enough I can come up with more. But I'll let everyone else give some ideas. How long will the list become? Let's find out. Then we'll package it, bottle it, and market it to the dogs who are sick and tired of the fluff we're feeding them and want some real food!!