The doctor, the marine biologist and the thief...

I've been so serious lately, lets lighten up and have a laugh, my friends. Ha Ha Ha!

1/ The doctor: A man rushed into a busy doctor’s surgery and shouted, “Doctor I think I’m shrinking!” The doctor calmly responded,” Now settle down. You will just have to be a little patient.”

2/ The marine biologist: A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered porpoises that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the seabirds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid of waking them, he gingerly stepped over them.He was immediately arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

3/ The thief: A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesman was quoted as saying, “We are worried because we have nothing to go on.”

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Submitted by huttriver10 on November 14, 2007 - 6:12pm.

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Pussy Willow | November 15, 2007 - 6:47am

LOLOLOL!!!! Thanks for the giggle, Hutts. I needed that. :-D

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ammorton | November 15, 2007 - 8:35am

I like hearing new jokes I haven't heard. Pretty funny, thanks.


Sassys | November 15, 2007 - 1:16pm

Sassys

A man goes to the doctor and tells the doc that he is in pain all over his body...so the doctor asks him to be a little more specific and the man then points to his knee "Ow" then he points to his chest "ow" finally he points to his face "ow" so the doctor ponders this for a minute...grabs the guys hand and says "you have a broken finger" UGH...I know:)

huttriver10 | November 15, 2007 - 5:22pm

and stop poking your finger.LOL

Kiwi Riverman


spookyyank | November 16, 2007 - 5:04pm

and let me add yet another silly one.

What is the number 1 use of leather the world over?

Uh, to cover COWS! Duh!

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huttriver10 | November 16, 2007 - 5:21pm

lets keep them coming.

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spookyyank | November 17, 2007 - 11:47am

only, the jokes I was taught were taught by my dad. Not only are they NOT suitable for the site, they are the number 1 reason I'm landing in Hell eventually!

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huttriver10 | November 16, 2007 - 5:24pm

joke blog!

Kiwi Riverman


huttriver10 | November 16, 2007 - 5:24pm

joke blog!

Kiwi Riverman


Catfish | November 17, 2007 - 12:03am

How did they know that the girl in the movie Jaws had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach!

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huttriver10 | November 17, 2007 - 4:48pm


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