I just posted this on one of my blogs that I know few of you would ever see and so that you wouldn't miss out I have decided to post it here as well.

An Aussie millionaire is throwing a huge party for his 50th birthday, one that he has planned for months. During this party he grabs the microphone and he announces that he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. he goes on to say, ‘I will give the man who jumps in the pool and swims to the other side anything at all that they they desire of mine!’

Almost at once there is a great splash and all the guests run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The Aussie millionaire grabs the microphone and says, ‘I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferrari, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?’ he asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, ‘Why don’t we start with the name of the F’n bastard that pushed me in!’