Thank goodness they're cute, and other reasons why you don't kill your toddler

We all know that raising a toddler is hard. The "Terrible Twos" are aptly named. Lately, I've been at my wit's end with my two-year-old son, Hayden. But, despite the frustration, I can't help but notice that he does some really cute things too.

So let's talk about some of the nice things that toddlers do. The things that warm your heart, make you laugh, and make you realize that they are in fact worth the daily struggle.

One thing that makes toddlers so loveable is the way they say such funny things. My kid says something that makes me laugh out loud - hard - often. I get at least a few chuckles every day from the weird things he says.

Recently my husband and I decided to "divide and conquer" to finish up our evening out and get home to get Hayden in bed somewhere close to his actual bed time. I was heading into Cold Stone to get us some take-home ice cream and Rich was going into the neighboring Publix to buy a few things.

As we pulled into the parking lot, Hayden said, "I go with you." We assured him that we were planning on taking him with us (we never leave him in the car, so I don't know what he was thinking). Rich asked whether Hayden would like to go with Daddy to Publix or Mommy to Cold Stone. Hayden said, "I go with Daddy," which made everyone happy. Hayden's been pretty Mommy-oriented over the last six months, so chosing Daddy was a big step which surely made Rich smile. And I was happy to avoid waiting in a line to have ice cream specially made while wrestling with Hayden, who now has a passion for finding the bathroom in every store ("Go see potty. Go see it. See potty. SEE POTTY!!!").

So, everyone won with that decision.

As Rich was getting Hayden out of his car seat, Hayden said, "Stupid." This was the debut of the word "stupid" for Hayden. Rich said, "What is stupid?" and Hayden replied, "Hair stupid."

Of course we couldn't leave it at that.

"Whose hair is stupid?" Rich asked.

The reply: "Daddy's hair stupid."

Now I'm not sure what exactly prompted that response, but Daddy's stupid hair got a little laugh from all of us and nearly wiped out the stress of the preceding trip to the mall.

It's too bad that he didn't wait to whip out some cute line until after he spilled his milk all over the place about two minutes before bed time...

Please share the cute things your kid has said in the comments section. I could use a laugh! You'll see more from me on this subject later.

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2 year olds.

My grandson, Jayden who has a friend his age called Hayden, is a handful of a two year old. Last week he tried to climb up the back of a chair which fell and smashed his nose. Up to the hospital - no break just a big bruise, and the following day he ate seeds in the garden (deadly night shade), so was rushed to hospital again. So far he has survives - but reminds me so much of his father.

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Oh my gosh!

First of all - good grief! His parents must be going crazy.

Second - another kid named Hayden! I was trying to be original...

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loved your article. If not for our children's comments some of our days would be very dull. Nice story

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Thanks so much for the compliment!

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You think two's hard ...

... wait 'til they're 15 ...

Actually, ours didn't give us much trouble at 2. No. 1 was a handful at 4-and-a-half, though ... ready to go to school but the school wasn't ...

We read to our two a lot. No. 1 really loved made-up voices, especially the Sesame Street characters. So I was successively the Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Bert, Ernie, Oscar ... you know 'em all by now. And I was a big hit. Give Daddy's ego 100 big bonus points. Delivered by The Count. One. Two...

So No. 2 comes along. Another willing vict... audience. Six months old and I start in. I get in about one "Oh, Ernie" and here comes this tiny hand (she never did get much bigger - she's working for a department store these days). Right over my mouth. Cracks everybody up. Not a good day for Daddy's self-esteem. Eighteen months later, she finally gets in a complete sentence before No. 1 can finish it for her. "Use your normal voice, Daddy." So much for my career as a closet sound-stage thespian.

oh how funny!

That's hysterical! I thought all kids liked crazy voices.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

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Cute huh?

I wrecked the car.
Can my girl friend live with us? She just got kicked out of her house.
I wanna live with my real dad.
It only accounts for a small percentage of my overall grade!

Yeah. They say the cutest things.

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FracturedMindset

Wow, OK...

...maybe not so cute when they get older...

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What a cynical Jerk I must sound like!

Believe it or not, I would not trade the world for the life I have spent with the boys. They are smart, decent, compassionate, and funny. And maybe a little cynical too!

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Nah!

You just surprised me, that's all! I can understand being a cynic. I teach teenagers...

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I didn't think it was cynical ...

... just realistic. These things happen. This is no movie, this is real. Been there done that. And you're lucky if you have an answer, or even a guess, when they happen to you.

Keep on truckin' ...

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