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Bring Back A Lost Love

blood | internet marketing | romance | the humanity of Jesus Christ | whinge

This book is for you if ...

You are feeling broken hearted, lonely and despondent because of a relationship breakup, and you long for the return of a lost love or spouse ...

Your spouse or lover has been having an extramarital affair, but you truly care for this person and are willing to do anything necessary to save your relationship ...

You and your spouse or lover are fighting and quarreling almost everyday , and you want to break the barriers of stubbornness, of bitterness, and of blindness in this relationship ...

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The New Millennium Devil's Dictionary - Wine

blood | eucharist | humor | New Millennium Devil's Dictionary | satire | Spirits | warfare | whinge | wine

WINE, n. One of the original preservatives; used to pickle water, until its utility in pickling people was fully recognized. The reason why British and Commonwealth complainers whinge.

    Protestants separated from Catholics over, among other things, whether a priest could literally turn the eucharist wine into blood. Once Protestants decided that priests could not do this, the substitution of other fluids for wine became permissible, even inevitable. Kool-Aid, for instance. The Protestant decision is fallacious. The ability of priests to turn spirits into blood has been an established fact for millenia.

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