Tom Cruise

A Likely Alliance: Yahoo advertising IE7 by Microsoft on it's Search Results Page

Celebrity Religions | church of Scientology | Kabala | pollution | Tom Cruise

The media alliances are growing, and in my opinion, proving more predictable than ever. While there is no question that Google pushes it's ever expanding and extremeley vast user base to use Firefox by including it in Google bundles, offering it's services through firefox toolbars, advertising Mozilla firefox through it's search results, etc. Yahoo seems to have found a nice, comfortable little buddy in Internet Explorer, developed by Microsoft.

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Alien Emissary Violates Human Girl!

Celebrity Gossip | entertainment | Katie Holmes | manodogs | marriage | Tom Cruise

The powerful anti-brainwave machine of the Thetan army kept me from noticing this one earlier, but I eventually found it. It appears my human wiles proved too much for their "clearing."

Thetan ambassador, Tom Cruise, has finally managed to ensnare the once lovely Katie Holmes, of Dawson's Creek fame. And even though the two ostensibly had a young, alien halfbreed out of wedlock, rumors persist as to whether or not he has actually sunk his proboscis into the soft, fleshiness of her... flesh. Or whatever.

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My thoughts on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

actor | actresses | Celebrity | Gossip | Katie Holmes | nicole kidman | rich and famous | stars | Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretty much took the world by surprise.

It really shocked me when Tom and Nicole Kidman got a divorce. She is a beautiful and well established actress. They seemed happy together. Then BOOM.

Next, we have Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch, getting Brooke Shields mad, and acting crazy over Katie Holmes. And in my opinion, I don't think they are well matched. What tom was experiencing was lust.

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Aliens Time-Travel to Wed in Medieval Castle - Walken to Play Osbourne

Celebrity Gossip | christopher walken | entertainment | Katie Holmes | manodogs | ozzy | Tom Cruise

Okay, not exactly, but who knows how these things work?

Last week, I reported that famous Thetans, Cruise and Holmes (sounds like a Vaudevillian comedy duo, doesn't it?), are set to marry. Today, I learned that plans are in the works for them to tie the knot at a famous Medieval castle near Rome.

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Thetans to Marry! World Invasion Imminent!

Celebrity | entertainment | humor | Katie Holmes | manodogs | movies | Tom Cruise

It's official: this is the Seventh Sign. Thetans unite!

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Tom Cruise's Paramount Mission Impossible

Baby Suri | Katie Holmes | Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and his bride, Katie Holmes were much in the media's eye this spring when the couples pregnancy was followed down to the most minute (and very personal details.)
I'm Steve Lee and I wrote "Summation for the Defense of Tom Cruise" to explain the "backstory" of why Tom Cruise had to travel throughout Europe promoting his latest film Mission Impossible III, and having to be away from Katie Holmes for several weeks during the final month before the delivery of their daughter.

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TomKat's Baby Suri

baby names | Katie Holmes | Suri | Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently delivered a baby girl and decided to call her Suri.

I thought this name was odd when I first heard it, but that seems to be the trend in baby names these days, especially celebrity baby names.

The initial reports claimed that Suri meant "Rose" or "Princess". A more recent news story, however, says that the most common meaning for this name is "Get out of here" - similar to our word "Scram".

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Let's all dare Tom Cruise to eat the placenta live on TV!

baby | Celebrity | placenta | Scientology | Tom Cruise

Hi everyone,

Ok, I always knew that Tom Cruise was a weirdo (just had that feeling) but now I'm convinced he's a true nut, what the professionals call a "psychotic" individual who believes in the fake world he has created.

I sure hope his wife doesn't get post-partum depression because he will not sympathize.\

He seems abusive and controlling. Yuck.

A short man overcompensating for his lack of height (and maybe other physical shortcomings as well).

I feel sorry for him. With all his money, he is still an idiot!

So, what do you say. Let's challenge the man to put his money where his mouth is...eat the placenta live on tv or pay $500,000 to a charity other than the Democratic Party (ok, that was just a joke).
cheers
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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Have a Baby Girl!

baby | Katie Holmes | Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes gave birth to her daughter today! Her daughter's name is Suri which means "princess" in Hebrew and "rose" in Persian.

The baby was 7lbs 7oz and 20 inches long.

I wonder if she had an epidural or not. A week or so ago Tom Cruise said if she wanted an epidural, she'd get it, despite his talk about not liking drugs for things like postpartum depression. He had also said she could make as much noise as she wants. So I guess that's good. The whole being "silent" while giving birth is just for the other people present, that the woman in labor can make as much noise as she wanted, but that it was just meant to be a calm and special time.

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SCIENTOLOGY - Religion or Scam?

Celebrity Religions | church of Scientology | Kabala | Madonna | Religion | Scam | Scientology | Tom Cruise

The word "Scientology" means "the study of knowledge or truth."

I never even hear the term Scientology until all these celebrities started practicing it.
Basically Scientology consists of believing in the following 8 components:
1st Dynamic SELF — the individual, including his body, mind and immediate possessions.
2nd Dynamic FAMILY and children and all other creativity.
3rd Dynamic GROUP SURVIVAL whether friends, a club, company, nation or race.

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