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1) Don't smoke: Smoking after a meal is equal to smoking 10 cigarettes.

2) Don't eat fruits: This could cause the stomach to bloat with air. Therefore, eat fruits only an hour or two after meals.

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50 Most Romantic things to do with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands.

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of biting their lip to stay calm
while these exchanges were taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth?

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