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RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit codes named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

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Yesterday, at my favorite grocery store, a man was at the check-out with a friend when all of a sudden he started screaming out very profane words and phrases. His friend did nothing but stand there and take the verbal assault that seemed to be directed at him. During this time several families with young children were shopping and starting to feel pretty uncomfortable, so one of the store manager's approached the man and his friend and asked them to please leave. At this point the man became even more belligerent calling anyone that was around him a child molester, minimum wage a**hole. His friend merely said that the guy was off of his meds but neither made any attempt to leave at which time the manager repeated that they should leave the premises otherwise the cops would be called. So they left to the visible relief of everyone else in the store.

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