Silly

a cat had a very long working life on a farm where she had to chase mice, make sure chickens and sheep were in order and sleep in a rotting, cold barn. God met her at the gates and asked, "what would you like now puss?"

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Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there

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*Ahem* There are many silly misconceptions regarding the following, which are being straightend out now.

#1: "the quickest way to a mans/womans heart" : directly through the rib cage.
#2: "the best way to catch a woman" : with both hands.

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If I had dated say even done sex, is there need for me to marry? How far is your opinion justifiable? If the one who dated demands for permanent relationship, what is to be done when Meesalu don't lik

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This is so stupid I just have to post it:

So I needed to buy a cake for my sons baptism. My sister and I briefly shopped around. We found an affordable place not far from my house. A nice old man (who oddly resembled Santa) took my order and ran my credit card. He said the cake would be ready in a few days.

(This is where it gets good)
So I go back to pick up the cake. The same jolly old man takes care of me again. He says, “Can I help you bring this to your car?�. Since it had two layers, I agreed.

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