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The New Millennium Devil's Dictionary - Affirmative Action

See Realitycheck's blog on this subject. I guess I've answered her question ...

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, n. comp. Discrimination on behalf of individuals and groups of whom the Government approves. Typically and confusingly paired with Equal Opportunity, which denotes absence of all discrimination. The job will still go to the Senator's cousin, but it will take longer and cost more to achieve this.

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The New Millennium Devil's Dictionary - Role Model

Submitted by o ceallaigh on April 2, 2006 - 2:10pm. humor | New Millennium Devil's Dictionary | role model | sardonic | satire

ROLE MODEL, n. comp. The rolling pin that you find in a dollhouse’s kitchen. The tattooed, jewel-pierced, steroid-sculpted, smack-talkin’, slammin’ jammin’ substance-snortin’ street tough who is the guiding light for today’s young people. Who have all blown the rent money to buy his sneakers.

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The New Millennium Devil's Dictionary - Affirmative Action

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