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1) Oatmeal cookies will taste better if you roast the oatmeal first.Bake it evenly in a 300 degrees F oven for about 10 to 12 minutes.

2) When using your hands to shape cookies,especially if the dough contains a lot of shortening,wet your hands with cold water from time to time and the dough won't stick to your palms.

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1. Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?

2. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

3.Why is it that people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hrs?

4. Why are you IN a movie, but ON tv?

NAME: kLIEN kATH

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

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I have pondered what that statement means many times since I first visited Dublin and came upon it. Graffiti? No. A phrase whispered to me by a man in a trenchcoat as he passed by on a crowded street as code for me to pass the microfilm? No.

The phrase "If You Want A Pizza, Call An Apache" was written in red letters across

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1) In a fit of enthusiasm, desiring to awaken a schoolmate to engage in more drinking (it was only three in the morning), I punched my hand through his dorm room window, shattering it. I was unscathed but the other dorm inhabitants promptly labeled me loco (or the Chinese equivilant of "loco" as we were in Singapore).

2) I learned that hookers MUST wear shoes.

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