masturbation

Poor Britney, why won't the media quit hounding her? Has'nt she suffered enough with the constant attention? Why can't they just leave her alone so she can enjoy her celeb status and the millions she's earned? All this girl wants is to stay on top and be celabrated like a goddess, is this to much to ask from the tabliod gobbleing worshippers? Now she's been forced to party like mad and shave her head to keep from being noticed by the media. This poor girl has suffered enough from the constant self promoted abuse at the hands of her managers to keep her in the spotlight. Whats next, does she have to tie a porkchop on her ass and run through a fat man convention to be left alone?

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Everybody! Listen up! THIS IS IMPORTANT. I just read this today, at 'Yahoo-About Sexuality'. May is National Masturbation Month!

Who knew that such a once controversial subject had achieved such prominent notoriety? A whole month to celebrate the self-flog.

Do you send flowers, semen, wrist supports, or what?!?

And how do you celebrate this with your children?

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