mardi gras

For the state of Louisiana, anyway.
We have: prostitutes, call-girls (a higher paid prostitute?), stealing, bribery, discrimination suits, resignations, and good ol' public dislike.

I left off one big scandal, because it was the same mens room stuff an Ohio official got busted for earlier this year. If you're going to do kinky illegal stuff, politicians, at least be original.

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Door One-O-Six Episode Three
Let’s Get The Jam Started Up In Here
By Hilda Agard
Episode Three
Tonight at Door One0Six at Booth 4, the Jam is sizzling, even though the establishment itself is having a slower than usual night. The Winter Olympics are over. Canada is just one medal short of their expected 25. Our Hockey team just couldn’t get it together. Much alike the American team they both forgot their skates here in North America and took their Basketball shoes instead.

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Today is the last day of Mardi Gras. I expect to go out and enjoy myself tonight. I want all the ladies to be safe and do not show your boobs, unless of course someone offers you plastic beads in return. I digress. For the past 2 or 3 months I have been in a real financial bind. I think I began giving betting advice everyday so that I could live vicariously through all of you. Since I don’t know a bookie I can only bet online. But since my account was overdrawn, by a lot, I couldn’t not do that either. I was in law school. Long story short, things did not work out. The problem is that, like most first year students I borrowed enough money to live without having to work. At the time it became apparent that I was not going back for the second semester I had been flat broke for a minute (not because of gambling) and I was eagerly anticipating that money. Then came that oh so sweet W-2 form. By weeks end I will ready for action. It has been a good experience (obviously not the being poor as hell part). Prior to this I was only familiar with betting on football. Sometimes my record isn’t the greatest, like last night for instance, but the important thing for me is that I won my bonus and can’t lose picks. I always want to win those because I only pick one college game per night and if there are six or so games played in NBA, there should be at least one that I can pinpoint as a virtual lock. There are not always glaring picks, but for the sake of the blog I have to make a choice. Anyway, here’s the deal for tonight:

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