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a) Identify the areas of stress in your life and work on them. Soothing music is a great stress buster. Try not to sweat over the small stuff.

b) Exercise regularly. Walk, swim, cycle or just take up a sport like tennis.

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Four men gather on the top of a 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, a Native American, and a White man.

The East Indian guy says, "this is for my people!" and he jumps off the building.

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I got this as a bulletin on Myspace. It's so funny! I really have to think about who makes up these bulletins. I also wonder if anyone really fills them out.

Question 21 really got me..... What is sweet torture?

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Have you ever ate late at night and proceeded to have some weird dreams?

I generally don't eat late at night, but a week ago I did. I'd say around 9 PM. I had a horrible night of tossing and turning, heartburn, and extremely weird dreams. I dreamed my grandmother was a hardcore pothead, which is totally off the mark. It's so far off-base that it's hilarious.

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Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy."

The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates."

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I received this joke in my inbox, and it's not one I've heard before. I thought I'd share it with everyone.

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

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What men really mean!

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

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Another funny one!

Male Frogs Becoming Female; Female Frogs Object
by: Tom Attea

In an alarming development, male tadpoles, when exposed to pollutants that either are or resemble estrogen, frequently grow up to become female frogs. Apparently, the transformation is occurring with such frequency that it partly accounts for the dramatic decrease scientists have recorded in the frog population.

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This was to funny for me to pass by. I get a mental picture reading it lol.

Would You Kiss My Dog?
by: Chuck Lunsford

You might think twice before allowing a dog to give you a big wet kiss if you know what I know. I also want to apologize in advance to all dog lovers. I remain an admirer of dogs, just from a distance where my face is out of reach of their over-exuberant tongues.

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This was so funny that I had to share.

How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots
by: Ben Goode

Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot?

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I saw this on madblast.com and I had to share. It's so funny.

Description: President George W. Bush needs money bad to pay for the war in Iraq, so former president Bill Clinton has an idea - they should make a "Sex tape, baby!" just like Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton! Sung to Kid Rock's "Cowboy," George and Bill just need a hi-8 and some drunk interns for their presidential sex tape, then the girls can come "and take a ride on Air Force One." Now if they can just keep Hillary away.....

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I awoke this morning to see two cable chicks gushing over the only Black Jedi Knight in the universe, Billy Dee Williams. I was peering over the mound of flesh that has become my waistline.How does he do it?He's older than me,

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My waitressing Horror Stories

And you think your day is going bad…

I used to work at Ruby Tuesdays. Let me tell you, I have never worked anywhere like this. I had some of the most bizarre thing happen, some are almost comical, others are plain awful. Here they are in random order:

1. A lady asked if she was allowed to sit and eat at the salad bar.

2. A group of teenagers came in, sit down to eat. They ordered then one of them went to the bathroom. A few minutes later he came out. Suddenly the fire alarm went off. Apparently the kid had set a fire in the middle of the bathroom floor for no reason. Now, just out of curiosity, wouldn’t you (if you were actually going to do an idiotic thing like this) set the fire AFTER you ate?

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